Let's talk about SHELLY BORT

[tickytickboomer]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 1:39pm

why don't more people know about this AMAZING artist! let's make her blow up even more! to know her, is to be a fan. REPOST!
Her Youtube

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 1:41pm

I like that she spells her name with ALL CAPS!

[ghostlight2]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 1:45pm

" I'm pining away for a man who is GAY"?

Sorry, that's as far as I got. Nice voice, though.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 2:04pm

You know what?

Deleted for respect.

Updated On: 8/6/10 at 02:04 PM

[newintown]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 2:06pm

I miss the day when people would market their work under their own name, rather than something shilly like "tickytickboomer."

[sbort]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 2:19pm

Updated On: 10/16/12 at 02:19 PM

[newintown]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 3:11pm

Ummm... let me guess... "Things a self-promoter would say when caught in the act?"

[sbort]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 4:58pm

Updated On: 10/16/12 at 04:58 PM

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 4:59pm

C'mon. Show some s'bort!

[timdbilyeu]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 5:21pm

I have known SHELLY BORT for YEARS. My sister went to Junior High with her then she recognized me one day at my work in the mall (as I remember it) and we hit it off! I also played French Horn with her mom in an orchestra for a year. I LOVE SHELLY (and her mom) dearly! She is a GREAT person inside and out with a big heart and one nice rack! HAHA!

Anyhow, to hear you say that she is being a shameless "self-promoter" is bullsh*t. That is TOTALLY not SHELLY at all. SHE DOESN'T NEED IT ANYWAYS! So, stop being a a jealous, no-talent bitch because she's better than you and grow the f*ck up!!! Go grab your own spotlight somewhere else if you can even gather a crowd to watch or listen to whatever the hell you think it is that you do SOOOO much better than SHELLY. This is SHELLY's stage bitch- get off it.

AND, in case you think I am SHELLY trying to promote myself (yet again), go ahead and find me on facebook... I don't think SHELLY would have the time to create a profile that has been up for over two years just so that she can post something about herself on an obscure website that I, too, have never heard of. (p.s. go f*ck yourself in the ear.)

SHELLY BORT- I love you babe and you know that! Keep shining and keep making me smile with every song, skit and video... I will always be in the crowd cheering you on! As for this c*nt trick, whomever it may be, they can suck my left nut that looks a little shriveled and dead right now...

Updated On: 8/6/10 at 05:21 PM

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 5:22pm

We have another s'borter! Haters are gonna have a s'bortion!
Updated On: 8/6/10 at 05:22 PM

[tazber]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 5:24pm

What we need is a s'bortion though.

Updated On: 8/7/10 at 05:24 PM

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 5:42pm

Shelly Bort - Safe, legal and rare

[smeroney]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 5:42pm

so this is basically a forum where people who wish they were good enough to be on broadway come to bash talented people?

now i regret signing up.

no one asked any of you to come to this forum. if you dont like shelly, dont comment on her things, or things created by people that DO like shelly. because all that says is that youre desperately seeking attention because of your insecurities.

yes, i AM a s'borter. proud of it. and, little girl aka "newintown," im definitely NOT shelly bort. if you want my information look me up. i promise you, im a real life human being that actually cares about someone else! shocking! dont try to be witty and popular by stirring up negative attention, because it just makes you look ignorant.

p.s. "ghostlight2"--clever! judge someone based on the song content that they DIDNT write. *rolls eyes*

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 5:47pm

now i regret signing up.

Really? When did that regret seep in? In the ten seconds between creating that account and posting?

[smeroney]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 5:49pm

yep. =]

oh, was i supposed to feel all shamed? sorry. try again.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 5:51pm

The person who correctly guesses the number of IP addresses s'bort has wins a cookie.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 5:54pm

That last comment of its doesn't make any sense.

[smeroney]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 5:55pm

like i said sweetheart, look me up. im not hiding who i am. you could even get my email, see a picture of me if you really cared enough. oh wait, though, actually looking me up and realizing that im not shelly would mean that you were wrong, wouldnt it? now i get it--self preservation! ;]

[tazber]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 5:57pm

Someone needs to tell s'bort that her fans are making a fool out of her over here.

[smeroney]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 6:04pm

you guys make me laugh. =]

[timdbilyeu]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 6:35pm

Yeah, SHELLY BORT would have one IP address, goofball. It is assigned to her computer/location. Unless she resets her IP every day- which I doubt she does because, no offense SHELLY dearest, she probably doesn't know how. Looks like someone needs to learn how the internet works before posting comments like this.

But, nice attempt at the play on words though. "A" for effort!

And we are not making a fool of her by any means. SHELLY will read all of these comments, smile really big, let out a howl of laughter then go make a video... watch.

Updated On: 8/6/10 at 06:35 PM

[LizzieCurry]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 6:39pm

"Pay" on words?

Haha.

[ljay889]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 6:39pm

This thread is HILARIOUS.

[BwayTday]

Posted: 8/6/10 at 6:49pm

Three people joined today just to defend Shelly. A bit suspicious. How did you even find out about this thread?