Lets keep these shows!!!!

[TimeSquare3]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:13pm

Let suggest ways!!

For Gypsy. Maybe if Patti raises from the stage with intense lighting yelling "HERBIEEEE!" for Rose's Turn?

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:14pm

And you propose we do this how?

[TimeSquare3]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:16pm

It's for fun. Incorporate things from money making not so good shows into good shows.

[yay_gerb]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:17pm

i like it but she has to be screaming something crazy that gets alot of publicity like when shes rising she screams at the top of her lungs "TWISTED OVARIES!" or "BLOODY POTATO SOUP!"

sound good?

other than that i think my solution is just to see the show as many times as possible between now and jan. 11th :/

[ifuweregay93]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:18pm

ALW's cat re-eating POTO2

[TimeSquare3]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:18pm

No.......... "THIS IS THEATRE!!!!!!!!!!!!" while kicking a bootlegger into a hole.

[uncageg]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:18pm

Emcee..It's simple. Hydraulics.

[BobbyBubby]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:19pm

Unless you have a magical plan to fix the economy before January 4th the answer is NOTHING!

[TimeSquare3]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:21pm

Do people even read more than the title?!

[Broadway Baby 2]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:21pm

Patti performs the show painted green and gets on a Wicked style cherry picker lift and flys up at the end of Everythings Coming Up Roses while throwing torn note pieces at the audience.

[TimeSquare3]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:23pm

No that is reserved for June when she tells Rose her self! "Mamma your an over bearing bitch! Ahhhahahaaaaaa!!"

[yay_gerb]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:26pm

but the catch there is that when she starts throwing torn paper at the front row she doesnt stop. it just keeps coming like when a clown pulls out one of those really long hankercheifs from his sleeve and on each peice of paper is patti's phone number but when you call it's actually the number for the nike sweatshop in india. oh and it should be a 40 minute intermission.

[Wanna Be A Foster]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:29pm

TimeSquare3 and yay_gerb, how coincidental that you both joined a week ago, on the same day.

[TimeSquare3]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:29pm

Then for the opener for the second act, Patti could perform Thank Goodness as Eva Peron.

[TimeSquare3]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:29pm

Let it go WBAF!

[Broadway Baby 2]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:32pm

For Gypsy they could have June and Louise each get engaged to a farm boy and look for their three possible fathers to give them away at their weddings. For curtain call they all wear Abba costumes and sing Dancing Queen.

[yay_gerb]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:33pm

wow you can count! foster hop off it lol.

idk if that should open the second act.

actually maybe they should do the second act first and then you have to figure out how it all happened!

[TimeSquare3]

Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:56pm

Maybe Patti should sing "I Want The Good Times Back" in place of "Everything's Coming Up Roses".

[yay_gerb]

Posted: 12/15/08 at 12:17am

i like that! but halfway through she cuts to a commercial for geico.

[TimeSquare3]

Posted: 12/15/08 at 12:22am

Also to make more money, whenever a cast member is off stage they are on the phone doing Tech support.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 12/15/08 at 1:20am

Instead of a real lamb, Gypsy could use a puppet that sings,"Something BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAd is happening to Broadway fans."

[sleepyguy1717]

Posted: 12/15/08 at 1:49am

Let's keep Spring Awakening alive by giving everyone in the cast AIDS.

[A Director]

Posted: 12/15/08 at 1:53am

Such class sleepyguy.

[ljay889]

Posted: 12/15/08 at 2:02am

Wow, uncalled for sleepyguy.

[parislover87]

Posted: 12/15/08 at 2:39am

Patti should just be naked.... or stunt cast Zac Efron as Louise and plan a costume malfunction