Don't you think Susan Egan's a little... um... long in the tooth... for Ariel?
Oh, here's a novel idea:
ALICE RIPLEY AS ARIEL!!! TO EMILY SKINNER'S URSULA!!! OMG, that is like GENIUS!!! It would TOTALLY be like... like... like... SIDE SHOW ALL OVER AGAIN, 'cept not! But... HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE!!!!!!!!
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin