Random comments and questions:
Goldie Hawn is an interesting pick (though more for the play than the musical -- she has tiny little voice and couldn't belt out that score to save her life). Anyway, I can't imagine she'd ever do eight shows a week at this point though.
Zeta-Jones and Collette are too young.
Patti Lupone might be able to pull off Mame, though she lacks a certain warmth (I think she could probably fake it -- she could do Vera in her sleep).
I could see Baranski and Ebersole in either role.
Broadway can't afford Bette Midler. Period. (She makes a million dollars a night on tour -- why would she put herself through eight shows a week for a tenth of that? Now a movie version's another matter altogether).
I've always hated the concept of Cher as Mame -- she's just wrong wrong wrong and she'll butcher the music with that "voice" of hers and all those Cher-isms (too many weird vowels). I'd rather it not be done at all than have it done with her.
Betty Buckley has the voice, but isn't she missing a few too many humor genes to play Mame? "Madcap" is not a word I would use to describe her.
Harriet Harris would be a great Mame, but probably isn't enough of a name to get the part in a major Broadway revival.
Not sure any major producer is going entrust a $10 million revival to Mme. Murphy so soon after the Wonderful Town fiasco. She might be able to pull off the role, but she's not ideal casting.
How about Chita for Vera?
Spencer Kayden for Gooch?
I wonder if Jennifer Saunders can sing well enough for the role(I've heard her fake sing in sketches, but never really "sing sing)? And Joanna Lumley for Vera?
Does Liza have enough voice left to do a Broadway run?
How about Tracy Ullman? Bernadette? Glenn Close? Andrea Martin?
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