"I saw Madonna years ago on Broadway in Speed the Plow with Alec Baldwin. Can you say train wreck?"
I can say train wreck, Beav. But you dih-int see Alec in that show. You saw Joe Mantegna and the odious Ron Silver.
Now, where are The Lovers of Madonna Lore to remind everybody that seconds before the elevator was about to whisk her up on the stage to sing "Sooner or Later" on the Oscar broadcast a technician said, "Your mic's not working!" and then told her he didn't have a different one for her? THAT'S a person who probably got ripped a new one.
However, I am sure older, heavier members of the board who have voices that don't fit their look would have been able to do
much better with that kind of scenario on a television program watched by millions around the world. I only hope and pray that we all get the chance to see that one day.
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