I remember when I broke into Matt's dressing room to steal a pair of his used underwear out of his hamper, I took a sniff before I was going to stuff the underwear into my pockets. Suddenly Matt appeared in the doorway. He gruffly said, "Put those underwear back in the hamper, and get out of here and never darken my door again and I won't press charges, BroadwayWorld.com's Papalovesmambo."
I don't know why he thought I was Papa. But man was I relieved. As I ran past him I muttered "Vote Bush" to keep up the illusion.
I thought not pressing charges really showed how down to earth and talented Matthew is.
Speaking of midwives, just last weekend I saw a bumpersticker that said:
Midwives help people out.
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