"You don't know me.
Yes, I know you.
You don't kno-o-oh-ho me-he.
Ye-hes I kno-o-o-ho you.
You don't kno-oo-o-oo me."
If you can sell that, the part is yours.
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)