Misheard Lyrics — Page 2

There was a thread on this before, but I couldn't find it and it was awhile ago.

- In "Belle", at the end, when all the townspeople yell out random phrases ("Mais oui!", etc., etc.), when Gaston yells "Pardon!" it sounds like he yells out "Hot dog!"

- In "Shuffle Off to Buffalo" in the 42nd Street revival CD, when Mary Testa sings "First you serve them with subpoenas" (sp?), it sounds like "First you serve them with some p**is."

- In "One Day More" from Les Mis (I forgot which cast recording) it sounds like Javert sings: "One more day to revolution/We will nip it in the butt/I will join these little schoolboys/They will wet themselves, La!"

- I also noticed that "You really were a b*tch" in the POTO recording.

I bet there are more I have.

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I thought it was "Pour us coffee in America" when it's actually "For a small fee in America" (West Side Story), and from 1776 - "Them soldiers, they fart...oh, Ma, did we run" when it's actually "Them soldiers, they fired."

Wicked
"The Wizard and I":

Degreen F.I.U. (I figured it was some code)
(Degreenify You)

Rent
"Take Me or Leave Me":

I make mistakes in my sleep, baby
(I make lists in my sleep, Baby)

Chess
"How Many Women":

My nights with Gunther and Prunes
(My nights with Goethe and Proust)

Deamgirls
"I am Changing":

All those years of darkness,
a thousand points of light.
(Could make a person blind)

I'll change my life
I'll make it better.
(I'll make a vow)

Miss Saigon
"The Heat is On in Saigon":

Says the Engineer (but with his accent, I thought he was saying Enconeer)
(Since the end is so near)

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SO many Daphne Out Tonight ones!! Let's see...

When I get away from the door man is

when I get a WINK from the door man

where this jiggle down to the flayamyammayame

is where this chick'll dance in the flaaamyameyammayame

of that value bee!!

is of avenue B!

On the Joseph CD with Donny Osmond, on the song "The Brothers Come to Egypt" there's a section where I thought they were saying "Gobble, Gobble...Gobble, Gobble...". But in reality, they're singing "Grovel, Grovel...Grovel, Grovel..."

in yagmcb, I always thought the line was "could you please send erections to where you are" lol.

Sounds just like it's written to me:

Can it be?
Can it be Christine? Bravo!
What a change.
You're really not a bit.
The gawkish girl
That once you were.

I knew it was "bit" from the first time I heard it.

Mine is from Janet Jackson's ESCAPE. She says, "let's go, Minneapolis." For years, I thought it was, "Let's go, learn the alphabet!"

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from tick tick boom
the entire first thing that Jon sings.
I still can't understand it even though i know the words

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In Wicked, in the song "Thank Goodness," in the beginning part when everyone's scared of the Wicked Witch, they're like, "Like some terrible green lizard, throughout the land she flies! Defaming our poor Wizard with her *blah blah blah* and lies! She LIIEEESSS!!"
What is *blah blah blah*? is it "fallacies?"

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me101, that's not a word!

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My mistake, its Calumnies, with an N

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oh, ok, thanks. never mind. :)

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