Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song- Page 3

[KQuill]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 6:38pm

"The Music of the Night" definitly has some...

[gustof777]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 7:48pm

"Open the Door"- Bernarda Alba...I'm sure LaChiusa has a lot more

[The Wardrobe]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 8:51pm

'Viva La Vie Bohem' "Rent". Definatly obvious sexual references there. And 'Lovely Ladies' "Les Miserables". I mean, it's about a bunch of whores, duh!

"Threepenny Opera" has many sexual refences too.

Updated On: 6/30/06 at 08:51 PM

[TomMonster]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 9:11pm

Lorenz Hart always said that the filthiest lyric he ever wrote, nobody quite gets. It's from "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered" and goes:

"he's a laugh, but I like it
because the laugh's ON me."

[The Wardrobe]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 9:19pm

Haha I get it.

[dr_jekyll2]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 9:36pm

Hands down... I CAN COOK TOO from "On The Town".......


Oh, I can cook, too, on top of the rest,
My seafood's the best in the town.
And I can cook, too.
My fish can't be beat,
My sugar's the sweetest around.
I'm a man's ideal of a perfect meal
Right down to the demi-tasse.
I'm a pot of joy for a hungry boy,
Baby, I'm cookin' with gas.
Oh, I'm a gumdrop,
A sweet lollipop,
A brook trout right out of the brook,
And what's more, baby, I can cook!

Some girls make magazine covers,
Some girls keep house on a dime,
Some girls make wonderful lovers,
But what a lucky find I'm.
I'd make a magazine cover,
I do keep house on a dime,
I make a wonderful lover,
I should be paid overtime!

'Cause I can bake, too, on top of the lot,
My oven's the hottest you'll find.
Yes, I can roast too,
My chickens just ooze,
My gravy will lose you your mind.
I'm a brand new note
On a table d'hôte,
But just try me à la carte.
With a single course
You can choke a horse.
Baby, you won't know where to start!
Oh, I'm an hors d'oeuvre,
A jelly preserve,
Not in the recipe book,
And what's more, baby, I can cook!

Baby, I'm cookin' with gas.
Oh, I'm a gumdrop,
A sweet lollipop,
A brook trout right out of the brook,
And what's more, baby, I can cook!

Some girls make wonderful jivers,
Some girls can hit a high "C",
Some girls make good taxi drivers,
But what a genius is me.
I'd make a wonderful jiver,
I even hit a high "C",
I make the best taxi driver,
I rate a big Navy "E"!

'Cause I can fry, too, on top of the heap,
My Crisco's as deep as a pool.
Yes, I can broil, too,
My ribs get applause,
My lamb chops will cause you to drool.
For a candied sweet
Or a pickled beet,
Step up to my smorgasbord.
Walk around until
You get your fill.
Baby, you won't ever be bored!
Oh, I'm a paté,
A marron glacé,
A dish you will wish you had took.
And what's more, baby, I can cook!!

[Blanche]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 9:38pm

Tick Tock from "Company".

[Act4ever]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:01pm

The first thing that came to mind for me w/ some inuendo was "Slide Some Oil to Me" from THE WIZ...

[The Wardrobe]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:05pm

dr Jekell2 wins hands down.

[NathanLaneStalker]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:12pm

"Great Big Stuff" and "Great Big Stuff Reprise"

Great Big Stuff:

"The fashion plate I date`ll give me hummers in my hummer!"

Great Big Stuff Reprise:

"and It`s going to my head, I mean the one below my waste!!!"

[allofmylife]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 11:11pm

I'm pretty certain Cole Porter never wrote a lyric that wasn't a sexual innuendo.

"You're the Top"?

I mean, come on...