Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song- Page 2

[alterego]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 9:12am

Pretty much anything by Cole Porter. He was the master of innuendo.

[2]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 9:25am

"Point of No Return" ~ PotO - thinnly veiled innuendo

[mesmerized24601]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 9:29am

The Candle Shop song from Debbie Does Dallas!

[philcrosby]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 9:37am

I Never Do Anything Twice (Sondheim)
Noel Coward's parody lyrics to Porter's "Let's Do It" ("Snow White felt she must do it/The seven dwarfs could only just do it" among others)

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:00am

"Push de Button" Color Purple.

[EponineAmneris]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:17am

BRING ON THE MEN from JEKYLL & HYDE
POINT OF NO RETURN from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

[jv92]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:26am

Well, I didn't find the song "Take Off With Us" particualry sexual. It was just some song about an airline. What Joe Gideon (Bob Fosse) did with the staging was sexual.

[jasonf]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:30am

Along with The Tennis Song from City of Angels, Lost and Found is also.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:33am

The Tennis Song and Lost and Found from City of Angels were the first songs that popped in my head when I read the title of this thread. Brilliant.

[Marguerite Chauvelin]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:34am

When you're Good to Mama- Chicago

[Sumofallthings]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 11:09am

Take off with us is incredibly sexual even without the dancing!

"Service, service, service."

"Chum, are you gonna come?"

"Any seat you grab will be first class"

The lyrics look innocent but the music they're set to clearly defines the innuendo, that's what makes the song so cool!

And p.s. Cruel Sandwich I love you and I love Arrested Development.

[jonartdesigns]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 11:37am

wet from steel pier, particularly the barrett/krakowski version

[Theatreboy49]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:32pm

defintiyl tennis song from city of angels

[WickedGeek28]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:39pm

Toledo Surprise

[munkustrap178]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:47pm

The song from DEBBIE DOES DALLAS about masturbating with a candle.

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:56pm

I agree with City of Angels...

The Tennis Song is my choice. Perfect!

Lost and Found, as well

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:15pm

aha! I'm NOT the only person who thought that the Baker's Wife is a total slut when she said, "What's important really is the size."

I never noticed that. Ya think that's why she pretty much did Cinderella's Prince?

[All_For_Laura]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:17pm

"Come up to my office" from Parade.

Almost everything in that song, even the repition that says:

"That you came, that you came, that you came..." and everything else! I love it though!

[Lavieboheme3090]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:19pm

Brush Up Your Shakespeare from Kiss Me, Kate the scadal.

[thevolleyballer]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:41pm

"Green, Green Dress" from tick tick Boom! hasn't got a mention yet? Wow!

"Green green dress, twenty buttons and a strap. Green green dress, oh what a pleasure to unwrap." Hah!

Also, "Push Da Button" from The Color Purple is total innuendo -- if you've read the book, you know what I mean.

[sabrelady]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:47pm

"Our Little Den of Iniquity" Pal Joey
I b'lieve they did have some alternate lyrics as some were considered too suggestive.

[NYCtheater]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 3:05pm

"Mona" from A Class Act.

[BwayBaby18]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 3:54pm

Anything Goes from Anything Goes

[Josh Freilich]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 5:15pm

"Jerry Likes My Corn" from GREY GARDENS.

Think of that. PLENTY of innuendo in that, from that title alone.

Have you ever heard the song "When Daddy Plays the Banjo" or "Banjo Boy" by Michael McKean? Think of hat.

[imafantu]

Posted: 6/30/06 at 5:32pm

'push the button' and 'any little thing' from The Color Purple