Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

#1

Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:02am

"The Tennis Song" from City of Angels
"Take Off With Us" All That Jazz

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#2

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:07am

"Paris Makes Me Horny"

...though that's really not innuendo, it's just badly written. Hrm.

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#3

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:07am

"Welcome to Holiday Inn" from "Seesaw," music by Cy Coleman and lyrics by Dorothy Fields.

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#4

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:11am

"Any All Little Thing" from The Color Purple

#5

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:15am

"A Call From The Vatican" - NINE

Not exactly sexual innuendo, but still...

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#6

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:18am

"My Lonley Pew"

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#7

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:19am

Brush Up Your Shakespeare--Kiss Me, Kate

Not the most, but certainly a few, especially for when it was written.

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#8

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:27am

Bang! Cut from A Little Night Music.
Two Ladies from Cabaret
Let It Go from Full Monty
"When I Like a Man's Eyes" from Dreamgirls

Anyone ever get a weird vibe from "What's important really is the SIZE!" in "Maybe They're Magic" from ITW?

Maybe it's just Gleasons hand movements on the tape..

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#9

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:27am

Cole Porter's "You're the Top" is pretty good

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#10

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:33am

"Sugar" from tick, Tick...BOOM!

Yeah, sexual innuendo is basically all it is.

#11

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:38am

Not the most, I know, but "Opening for a Princess," was the first that came to mind.

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#12

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:57am

Everybody's Girl from the highly underrated Steel Pier.

#13

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:59am

Oh gosh, seconding Take Off with Us. Perhaps that is just because of what you are actually witnessing while it is being sung?

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#14

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:03am

"I Never Do Anything Twice"
Sondheim
Period.

#15

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:07am

"You can be as loud as the hell you want..."

Avenue Q

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#16

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:17am

"You Can Be as Loud".. is actually the opposite of innuendo.

Its about making love, as the title states. Nothing remotely subtle or innuendoish about it.

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#17

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:25am

aha! I'm NOT the only person who thought that the Baker's Wife is a total slut when she said, "What's important really is the size."

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#18

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:27am

Yeah, I was about to say...I think some people are missing the concept of an innuendo.

#19

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:29am

I believe I prematurely shot my wad on what should have been a dry run, if you will, so now I have something of a mess on my hands...

#20

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:35am

The Physician, from NYMPH ERRANT and STAR!

#21

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 3:11am

I'm going with Sugar from TTB as well

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#22

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 4:32am

"Touch-Tone Phone" from the GAY 90'S

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#23

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 7:23am

"Hello, Little Girl" from Into the Woods

i'm actually playing little red in a production of into the woods this summer and i'm getting so creeped out by that song haha

#24

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 7:32am

"But In The Morning, No" from DuBARRY WAS A LADY.

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#25

re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song

Posted: 6/30/06 at 8:06am

yeah, into the woods is packed with innuendo.

"High in a tower, like yours was, but higher"

"and she draws you close to her giant breast...and you know things now that you never knew before...you know she's big but you don't feel small"

"he drew me close and she swallowed me down, down a dark slimy path, full of secrets that i never want to know"

"as a pair of us, each accepting a share...of what's there"