Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
#0Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:02am
"The Tennis Song" from City of Angels
"Take Off With Us" All That Jazz
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
BDrischBDemented
Broadway Star Joined: 11/13/05
#1re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:07am
"Paris Makes Me Horny"
...though that's really not innuendo, it's just badly written. Hrm.
"Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"
#2re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:07am"Welcome to Holiday Inn" from "Seesaw," music by Cy Coleman and lyrics by Dorothy Fields.
"A coherent existance after so many years of muddle" - Desiree' Armfelt, A Little Night Music
"Life keeps happening everyday, Say Yes" - 70, Girls, 70
"Life is what you do while you're waiting to die" - Zorba
broadwaybelter
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/26/04
#3re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:11am"Any All Little Thing" from The Color Purple
elvenprincess971
Broadway Star Joined: 9/12/04
#4re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:15am
"A Call From The Vatican" - NINE
Not exactly sexual innuendo, but still...
Love,
Miss Britt
#5re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:18am"My Lonley Pew"
"I never had theatre producers run after me. Some people want to make more Broadway shows out of movies. But Elliot and I aren't going to do Batman: The Musical." - Julie Taymor 1999
i*heart*fame
Broadway Star Joined: 9/15/04
#6re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:19am
Brush Up Your Shakespeare--Kiss Me, Kate
Not the most, but certainly a few, especially for when it was written.
"Don't thank your parents, if you were raised in a nurturing environment you wouldnt be in show business"--Conan O'Brien at the 2006 Emmy Awards
LostLeander
Broadway Star Joined: 3/18/05
#7re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:27am
Bang! Cut from A Little Night Music.
Two Ladies from Cabaret
Let It Go from Full Monty
"When I Like a Man's Eyes" from Dreamgirls
Anyone ever get a weird vibe from "What's important really is the SIZE!" in "Maybe They're Magic" from ITW?
Maybe it's just Gleasons hand movements on the tape..
Personally, I think I have too much bloom.
#8re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:27am
Cole Porter's "You're the Top" is pretty good 
yr ronin,
joey
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Blair
Broadway Star Joined: 11/4/03
#9re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:33am
"Sugar" from tick, Tick...BOOM!
Yeah, sexual innuendo is basically all it is.
Over_the_Moon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#10re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:38amNot the most, I know, but "Opening for a Princess," was the first that came to mind.
"what have we learned? Don't smoke... don't do drugs and don't sing 'Defying Gravity'." -CATSNYRevival
ErikInTheCity
Stand-by Joined: 5/18/06
#11re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:57amEverybody's Girl from the highly underrated Steel Pier.
C is for Company
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/16/05
#12re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:59amOh gosh, seconding Take Off with Us. Perhaps that is just because of what you are actually witnessing while it is being sung?
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#13re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:03am
"I Never Do Anything Twice"
Sondheim
Period.
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#14re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:07am
"You can be as loud as the hell you want..."
Avenue Q
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
LostLeander
Broadway Star Joined: 3/18/05
#15re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:17am
"You Can Be as Loud".. is actually the opposite of innuendo.
Its about making love, as the title states. Nothing remotely subtle or innuendoish about it.
Personally, I think I have too much bloom.
Parks
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
#16re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:25am
aha! I'm NOT the only person who thought that the Baker's Wife is a total slut when she said, "What's important really is the size."
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#17re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:27amYeah, I was about to say...I think some people are missing the concept of an innuendo.
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#18re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:29amI believe I prematurely shot my wad on what should have been a dry run, if you will, so now I have something of a mess on my hands...
JohnBoy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/21/06
#19re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 2:35amThe Physician, from NYMPH ERRANT and STAR!
#20re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 3:11amI'm going with Sugar from TTB as well
J'ai compris tous les mots, j'ai bien compris, merci.............
SakeDad
Featured Actor Joined: 6/26/06
#21re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 4:32am"Touch-Tone Phone" from the GAY 90'S
"God, I hope it's not a REAL emergency...I only brought one bottle of Vodka!"
That's my Diva Dog, Sake in the picture.
#22re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 7:23am
"Hello, Little Girl" from Into the Woods
i'm actually playing little red in a production of into the woods this summer and i'm getting so creeped out by that song haha
MasterLcZ
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
#23re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 7:32am"But In The Morning, No" from DuBARRY WAS A LADY.
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"
#24re: Most Sexual Innuendos In Any Song
Posted: 6/30/06 at 8:06am
yeah, into the woods is packed with innuendo.
"High in a tower, like yours was, but higher"
"and she draws you close to her giant breast...and you know things now that you never knew before...you know she's big but you don't feel small"
"he drew me close and she swallowed me down, down a dark slimy path, full of secrets that i never want to know"
"as a pair of us, each accepting a share...of what's there"
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