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Posted: 3/11/06 at 3:32am
Lisa Kron (who was unknown to me before becoming aware of this show) starts the show off by addressing the audience with a set of index cards. She tells them what the show is about - what is explores, what it asks, and hopfully, what it will attempt to answer. She says over and over that it is very non-traditionally theatrical. Well, Ms. Kron, that's a pretty major understatement.
To be quite frank, this show doesn't make any sense. The entire time I suffered through this intolerable bore, all I kept thinking was "Who cares?" and "WHY!?" I don't care about Lisa Krons's life! And frankly, after watching the show for 90 minutes (before fleeing the theatre), I didn't care about the well-being of Kron or her hypochondriac mother.
The "story" is told through various, entirely non-sensical vignettes. However, the cast (including Lisa and her mother) keep stating over and over to each other and to the audience that they don't know what's coming next. They don't understand what they're doing on stage. They don't understand this random order of "events" that's taking place.
Think GODSPELL (minus the score and Jesus) plus Eve Ensler (without the whole feminism thing) plus THE FANTASTICKS - all telling the story of a woman's childhood and her relationship with her mother that no one cares about.
To be fair, there were people in the audience laughing - but everone that I was with just kept turning to each other and saying "Why are people laughing?" I don't get it. It's the most utterly perplexing, unfocused, and (dare I say it) pointless play I have ever seen.
Is this even a play? Yea, Leigh Silverman is billed as the director, but something tells me that Kron entirely wore the pants on this one. The set (one half being her mother's living room; the other being "everything else") is just plain ugly. It looks like they kept half of what was there from VIRGINIA WOOLF and just made it look frumpy and awkward.
Props must be given where due, so I will say that Ms. Kron has a wonderfully commanding presnce on stage, and is even funny for a few (note: a few) moments. Jayne Houdyshell, as Kron's mother, is sort of playing a stereotypical irritating mother. She does fine with the part - has nice little monologue (whick of course, doesn't make sense with everyone going on around it and it's entirely random), but still a nice monologue that alteast lets the audience know that she can act.
I don't know what kind of reviews this show got off-Broadway, but why anyone would think that this show could succeed on Broadway must be on the same drugs that the people over at the Barrymore Theatre are on.
So in closing, aside from the two main performers, there is a supporting cast of five - more noteable - two whites, and two African Americans. Kron speaks over and over and integration and trying to make the minorities in the community feel welcomed, but quite honesly, it was all a bunch of garbled words coming out of a mouth that I stopped listening to scenes before. This show is about nothing. Okay, Kron warned the audience fair and square about that in the beginning - but she didn't go on to warn is that the show we were about to see would make absolutely no sense and leave no impact on any of it's audience members. It's a pity, too - because I really wanted to like this show.
Unfortunately, and in closing, this show will be a big flop. There is no way in hell this show will have any sort of successful run on-Broaday. Off-Broadway, i'm sure it was a meaningless, delightful night out at the theatre - but here on Broadway, it just doesn't work. Not even for a second.
To be quite frank, this show doesn't make any sense. The entire time I suffered through this intolerable bore, all I kept thinking was "Who cares?" and "WHY!?" I don't care about Lisa Krons's life! And frankly, after watching the show for 90 minutes (before fleeing the theatre), I didn't care about the well-being of Kron or her hypochondriac mother.
The "story" is told through various, entirely non-sensical vignettes. However, the cast (including Lisa and her mother) keep stating over and over to each other and to the audience that they don't know what's coming next. They don't understand what they're doing on stage. They don't understand this random order of "events" that's taking place.
Think GODSPELL (minus the score and Jesus) plus Eve Ensler (without the whole feminism thing) plus THE FANTASTICKS - all telling the story of a woman's childhood and her relationship with her mother that no one cares about.
To be fair, there were people in the audience laughing - but everone that I was with just kept turning to each other and saying "Why are people laughing?" I don't get it. It's the most utterly perplexing, unfocused, and (dare I say it) pointless play I have ever seen.
Is this even a play? Yea, Leigh Silverman is billed as the director, but something tells me that Kron entirely wore the pants on this one. The set (one half being her mother's living room; the other being "everything else") is just plain ugly. It looks like they kept half of what was there from VIRGINIA WOOLF and just made it look frumpy and awkward.
Props must be given where due, so I will say that Ms. Kron has a wonderfully commanding presnce on stage, and is even funny for a few (note: a few) moments. Jayne Houdyshell, as Kron's mother, is sort of playing a stereotypical irritating mother. She does fine with the part - has nice little monologue (whick of course, doesn't make sense with everyone going on around it and it's entirely random), but still a nice monologue that alteast lets the audience know that she can act.
I don't know what kind of reviews this show got off-Broadway, but why anyone would think that this show could succeed on Broadway must be on the same drugs that the people over at the Barrymore Theatre are on.
So in closing, aside from the two main performers, there is a supporting cast of five - more noteable - two whites, and two African Americans. Kron speaks over and over and integration and trying to make the minorities in the community feel welcomed, but quite honesly, it was all a bunch of garbled words coming out of a mouth that I stopped listening to scenes before. This show is about nothing. Okay, Kron warned the audience fair and square about that in the beginning - but she didn't go on to warn is that the show we were about to see would make absolutely no sense and leave no impact on any of it's audience members. It's a pity, too - because I really wanted to like this show.
Unfortunately, and in closing, this show will be a big flop. There is no way in hell this show will have any sort of successful run on-Broaday. Off-Broadway, i'm sure it was a meaningless, delightful night out at the theatre - but here on Broadway, it just doesn't work. Not even for a second.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."
-Charlie Manson