Munkustrap - "Whenever Jesus is involved in anything, it never works." Wrong. Jesus Christ Superstar and Godspell did not last on Broadway, but both shows have had continual international success for decades.
Why do you refer to anything you don't like as an "abortion"? For shock value? It's utterly ridiculous.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian