Cats: The only thing I love about it is "Memory". What exactly is a Jellicle cat?
Rock of Ages: I imagine that this show has very loud music. I'm very sound sensitive...prone to migraines.
Spamalot: Not a fan of this particular British humor. (I saw it on tour and left during intermission. I did enjoy the Lady of the Lake, though.)
Passing Strange: I saw an excerpt on tv or online. Thought it was full of itself.
Miss Saigon: When Lea Salonga hosted Seth's show on Sirius XM, it felt like one continuous Miss Saigon infomercial.
Lion King: It doesn't appeal to me. I mean, it's a good show..but for kids.
Stomp: Is this a musical? My head couldn't handle the noise. It would be one big migraine cluster...F.
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)