Read that article, too, F!
My first dog: Rusty
My street growing up: Price
Rusty Price=drag queen, stripper, or porn star?
I've been obsessively thinking of new ones all day, like:
Household articles: Celie Posturepedic, Elektra Kullowtlit, Chynette Paperplates
Random: Ivana Martini, Wilma Dreemcumtru
And Robbie texted me Maya Partment...
OK, Anita Cuppatinow.
The last vampire is the mother of all vampires and that is the vampire of despair. It'll wake you up at 4am to say things like:
Who do you think you are kidding?
You look like a fool!
No matter how hard you try, you'll never be good enough!
Why is it that if some dude walked up to me on the subway platform
and said these things, I'd think he was a mentally ill as-h-le,
but if the vampire inside my head says it,It's the voice of reason!
DIE VAMPIRE, DIE--[SUSAN in tos]