You miss the whole point: Anne Hathaway and Jessica Biel are NOT real singers at all, at least not of professional quality. If you heard Hathaway's weak squeaky barely audible excuse for a soprano as I did in a concert performance of Carnival, a role not nearly as demanding as My Fair Lady, you would clearly understand why she would be vocally a disaster as Eliza. She was no better in the Oscar telecast except this time she was heavily miked and appeared to have larger voice which she does not. And any real British subject would laugh at the notion that Hathaway has mastered anything that even closely resembles a real British accent in anything she has appeared in thus far. Biel has a stronger more controlled voice than Hathaway but is still not nearly good enough for My Fair Lady.
I wouldn't call the thousands of theatergoers who saw and enjoyed Lisa O'Hare's brilliant Eliza in London and the US tour "nobody". She is a well known commodity and besides with a star playing Higgins there is no need for a star playing Eliza, and none of the 3 actresses have any box office clout anyway. Yes, they were all in moneymaking films but not because of their presence in these films.
And does anybody really think for a second that any remake of My Fair Lady is ever going to come within a mile of the 1964 film, which is a very faithful adaptation of the stage play with the brilliant performances from everyone including the original Henry Higgins of Rex Harrison and the greatest of all acting Elizas, Audrey Hepburn? With both her hands tied behind her back and on her worst day Audrey Hepburn was a better actress than all of these three actresses combined on their best day. And let's not even get into the fact that we have no musicians today who could ever orchestrate and conduct the score as brilliantly as Andre Previn did in the 1964 film. Listening to any recent film musical will bore that out.
If any of these three actresses are cast in a remake of My Fair Lady it would be an insult to the music of Lerner and Loewe. But you are right: the movies have and will continue to insult the great musical works of Broadway's composers and there is little we can do about it except not patronize such films and hope that such films will at least create a viable market for stage revivals of these works.
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Updated On: 8/17/09 at 09:03 PM