Well, I'm gay already so I'm gonna turn around the topic of the thread-as orangeskittles so very wisely suggested-to "Who would you change your sexual orientation for?". I'd turn straight for Jane Krakowski, Laura Linney, Sherie Renne Scott, and especially for Donna Murphy.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"