Kill the monster, KILL HIM! For crimes against gaymanity. You get the pitchfork, Steven. You get the torches, Stanley. We'll corner the monster in the castle and make him rue the day he wasn't the openly gay role model and universally beloved mega-superstar that, um, Chad Allen is.
On a side note, heard anything from your bud James "Uncle Al, The Kiddies' Pal" Barbour lately?
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