as much sexuality as Minnie Mouse. (and the same squeal) ...or the loud gal sitting on the end stool in the bar, next to all her "fun" gay fellas. Best12, I laughed for about five minutes after reading that.
This is an interesting discussion you're having about Saraghina. I find the Rumba scene to have different layers, at first it's clearly comedic, the way she reveals her cleavage, the way she moves her hips, the make-up, the horrible hair. Then, you think about the actual moment and this woman (at least I do, perhaps I'm overanalyzing it) and you realize that she's basically a whore that is way past her prime, we're laughing AT her not with her, and that makes her a bit pathetic.
However, I don't think this is in the show. The Saraghina in NINE (at least the way I judge from Kathi Moss' brilliant Tony performance) is incredibly erotic, earthy, funny, streetsmart, if grotesque.
I definitely see Alley playing the film Saraghina, though I think she'd pretty much be playing the tabloid version of herself. LuPone would be a bold choice, she'd be erotic (yes, after seeing her spark up quite a sexual chemistry with Boyd Gaines in GYPSY I believe she could be an erotic Saraghina), imposing, a real big Italian matron. However, after seeing the clips from the film and seeing once again the amazing Tony clip (the choreography and Moss' vocals/acting makes it one of my favorite Tony performances), I'm even more convinced that Sara Ramirez is the most suitable actress for the role.
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