Oh NO She Didn't!

[CurtainPullDowner]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 10:54am

Anyone see Beyonce on Reg and Kelly?
She called the OBC recording of DREAMGIRLS a soundtrack.
And her acting in the clip they showed was flat and pretty bad.
And she doesn'r speak very well.
What's up?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 10:55am

"She called the OBC recording of DREAMGIRLS a soundtrack."

Shoot her at dawn.

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 10:58am

Oh, Rath, don't wait 'til then... let's send an angry mob to get her RIGHT NOW.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 10:59am

I'm sure we can find plenty of volunteers.

[Kringas]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:00am

This is unforgivable. I hope she dies..

[Calvin]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:01am

What's more, Regis and Kelly should be punished as well for not correcting her. And that gay producer guy for not pulling the plug immediately.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:02am

i hope she gives that poor horse it's tail back. But then again, Beyonce needs something to swat flies with too, no?

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:02am

Oh, the bitches are in full bloom today, I see...

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:04am

It IS the holiday season, after all!

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:05am

I forget...

...If you stand under a blooming bitch, do you have to kiss them?

Something like that, right?

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:05am

'tis the season to be Jolly.. or work retail for minimum wage and curse out customers. eaither way...

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:07am

Not kiss - slap. But not in a fun way.

[Kringas]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:09am

Equity is already putting to vote a measure that will require the revocation of the Equity card of any member of the union that calls a cast recording a soundtrack. There's some hope that SAG will follow suit in solidarity, but that's not a guarantee. As it is, Beyonce is safe for the time being from legal recourse, which is why someone is going to have to take this matter into his or her own hands.

[CurtainPullDowner]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:10am

best 12. you don't look so good this morning.
Hard night?

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:12am

12 must have seen Apple Tree last night.

[Michael Bennett]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:26am

Her acting in the movie is fine. And I think any theatre queen who bitches about a cast recording being called a soundtrack should be shot - before dawn.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:27am

Yes, MB, that was the point some of us were trying to make, ever-so-subtlely.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:31am

subtlety, from you lot?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:37am

Shut up.

How's that?

[Kringas]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:38am

Kim Crosby (Into the Woods) is said to be the first example made by the Soundtrack to Nowhereville Clause. Her statements to Playbill.com have jeopardized her standing with the union. Let this be a lesson to you, kids.

Career in Tatters: Kim Crosby

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:41am

See that? Her last job, a year and a half ago, was taking a role that Karen Ziemba had turned down.

How much farther can one person fall?

Updated On: 12/20/06 at 11:41 AM

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:43am

The only agony worse than hearing an OBC called a "Soundtrack" is to be subejcted to the soundtrack of the movie BEFORE watching the film!

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:50am

I guess that part of that clause is "you must marry driftwood"

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:57am

At church this weekend, my dad delivered a stunning sermon entitled, "Beyonce: Pop Superstar or the Whore of Babylon?"
I think we know what the consensus verdict is.

Posted: 12/20/06 at 12:03pm

Does it matter what it's called, as long as it means the same thing?