Oh NO She Didn't!

[CurtainPullDowner]

Oh NO She Didn't!#1

Posted: 12/20/06 at 10:54am

Anyone see Beyonce on Reg and Kelly?
She called the OBC recording of DREAMGIRLS a soundtrack.
And her acting in the clip they showed was flat and pretty bad.
And she doesn'r speak very well.
What's up?

[Rathnait62]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#2

Posted: 12/20/06 at 10:55am

"She called the OBC recording of DREAMGIRLS a soundtrack."

Shoot her at dawn.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[best12bars]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#2

Posted: 12/20/06 at 10:58am

Oh, Rath, don't wait 'til then... let's send an angry mob to get her RIGHT NOW.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[Rathnait62]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#3

Posted: 12/20/06 at 10:59am

I'm sure we can find plenty of volunteers.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[Kringas]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#4

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:00am

This is unforgivable. I hope she dies..

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

[Calvin]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#5

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:01am

What's more, Regis and Kelly should be punished as well for not correcting her. And that gay producer guy for not pulling the plug immediately.

[broadwayguy2]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#6

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:02am

i hope she gives that poor horse it's tail back. But then again, Beyonce needs something to swat flies with too, no?

[best12bars]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#7

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:02am

Oh, the bitches are in full bloom today, I see...

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[Rathnait62]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#8

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:04am

It IS the holiday season, after all!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[best12bars]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#9

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:05am

I forget...

...If you stand under a blooming bitch, do you have to kiss them?

Something like that, right?

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[broadwayguy2]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#10

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:05am

'tis the season to be Jolly.. or work retail for minimum wage and curse out customers. eaither way...

[Rathnait62]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#11

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:07am

Not kiss - slap. But not in a fun way.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[Kringas]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#12

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:09am

Equity is already putting to vote a measure that will require the revocation of the Equity card of any member of the union that calls a cast recording a soundtrack. There's some hope that SAG will follow suit in solidarity, but that's not a guarantee. As it is, Beyonce is safe for the time being from legal recourse, which is why someone is going to have to take this matter into his or her own hands.

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

[CurtainPullDowner]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#13

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:10am

best 12. you don't look so good this morning.
Hard night?

[broadwayguy2]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#14

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:12am

12 must have seen Apple Tree last night.

[Michael Bennett]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#15

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:26am

Her acting in the movie is fine. And I think any theatre queen who bitches about a cast recording being called a soundtrack should be shot - before dawn.

[Rathnait62]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#16

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:27am

Yes, MB, that was the point some of us were trying to make, ever-so-subtlely.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[doodlenyc]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#17

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:31am

subtlety, from you lot?

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

[Rathnait62]

re: Oh NO She Didn't!#18

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:37am

Shut up.

How's that?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[Kringas]

Fight The Real Enemy#19

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:38am

Kim Crosby (Into the Woods) is said to be the first example made by the Soundtrack to Nowhereville Clause. Her statements to Playbill.com have jeopardized her standing with the union. Let this be a lesson to you, kids.

Career in Tatters: Kim Crosby

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

[Rathnait62]

Fight The Real Enemy#20

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:41am

See that? Her last job, a year and a half ago, was taking a role that Karen Ziemba had turned down.

How much farther can one person fall?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 12/20/06 at 11:41 AM

[Unknown User]

Fight The Real Enemy#21

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:43am

The only agony worse than hearing an OBC called a "Soundtrack" is to be subejcted to the soundtrack of the movie BEFORE watching the film!

[doodlenyc]

Fight The Real Enemy#22

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:50am

I guess that part of that clause is "you must marry driftwood"

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

[bwaysinger]

Fight The Real Enemy#23

Posted: 12/20/06 at 11:57am

At church this weekend, my dad delivered a stunning sermon entitled, "Beyonce: Pop Superstar or the Whore of Babylon?"
I think we know what the consensus verdict is.

[Unknown User]

Is It That Bad?#24

Posted: 12/20/06 at 12:03pm

Does it matter what it's called, as long as it means the same thing?