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#2

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

Whether Nick beat her up or what, that sucks. It looks rather painful.
What is Broadway? A street? Some say it's a street. Some say it is the best street in the world. Others think its terrible. That's the beauty of it, it's terribly beautiful. Some hate it and don't know why. Others love it and don't know why. That's what makes it so wonderful, it's a mystery.
#3

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

Eh... everyone deserves a little beating every now and again... Especially debutantes.
Hamlet's father.
#4

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

Mary Kate is gonna be PISSED if Paris takes away her cover of STAR Magazine next week.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#5

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

But not by a blonde former pop star!

That would be horrible if Paris DID get it and Mary Kate stopped eating again to get on the cover. Agh. re: Paris Hilton beaten up

Updated On: 8/5/04 at 09:49 PM

#6

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

Oh Lady - I like MaryKate a lot, but your post made me laugh. And feel bad about it at the same time. Kinda like watching that episode of South Park with the Downs kids...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#7

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

Don't worry, I didn't really mean it. I'd definitely take her out to dinner anytime (on the condition that she cleans her plate).
#8

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

Maybe a bull head butted her on Simple Life. She did already get thrown off a horse.
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611

Updated On: 8/5/04 at 10:03 PM

#9

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

Matt_G- lmao haha

But wow serious, she looks bad...
"[My son]'s really into my music, but one day we were listening to Billy [Joel] in the car and he said, 'Daddy, I think Billy's songs are a little better than yours." (Michael Cavanaugh)
#10

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

i heard on the radio yesterday that it wasn't nick... just rumors... but it was a "high profile partier known for her toughness" who has a reason to be upset with paris (but upset enough to start a catfight, i dont know)... i guess paris messed with (and i should say "messed around with" to be more accurate) the wrong person...
::bust a move::
#11

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

Bijou, perhaps?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#12

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

Methinks she pissed off Shannon Doherty again.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#13

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

shannon doherty it is



well, from what they said... but i wouldn't be surprised
::bust a move::
#14

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

Yow, no one deserves that, but you'd think she'd try to cover her arms a little better. Unless it's a publicity stunt...
#15

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

How could that be a publicity stunt? That's not makeup.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#16

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

I really hope Nick wasn't the one that beat her up. She looks like she got banged up pretty good. It's disturbing.
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
#17

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

I was thinking the exact same thing.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#18

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

you'd think, with the kind of money that the Hiltons have, they'd have an army of lawyers and such working on this. I wonder why they're so quiet.
#19

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

Gee. So much sisterly love around here, I feel like I am in a feminist consciousness-raising group.
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#20

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

We should all refrain from shaving our legs and go outside at dawn naked singing songs to the Goddess of the Moon.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

Updated On: 8/5/04 at 10:39 PM

#21

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

naw, she probably has herpes and is using the whole "beat up" thing as a cover... re: Paris Hilton beaten up

I mean, if I was gonna punch her, I'd hit her somewhere not as easy to mend without extensive surgery, like the nose....

Although, I wish I coulda been there when whoever it was punched her in the lip, and all that collagen went flying...
#22

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

God, try as I might I just can't seem to make myself find violence against women so HILARIOUS.
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#23

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

You need to lighten up, Namo! Domestic violence is hilarious when it's against someone you don't like!
#24

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

No, it's not. Not only is it not hilarious, it's not even amusing.
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#25

re: Paris Hilton beaten up

Wow! My only comment would be to point out to the gallant Namo that it's not a gender issue. But I suspect you do realize that.
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.

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