#26
Posted: 2/7/05 at 6:31pm
Rick Lyon would put the bag on his hand and make it talk.
People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they'd do it — Page 2
#27
Posted: 2/7/05 at 7:13pm
Marrissa would just sit there and whine, "But I asked for plastic!"
#28
Posted: 2/7/05 at 8:18pm
I like the Kristin and Bernadette ones the best so far!!!
Idina would use her magical powers and melt into the floor leaving only the bag.
Gavin would make out with the bag and it would die of ectascy.
Idina would use her magical powers and melt into the floor leaving only the bag.
Gavin would make out with the bag and it would die of ectascy.
And you think of all of the things you've seen, and you wish that you could live in between ,and you're back again only different than before...
After the Sky.
-Into the Woods (Jack)
#29
Posted: 2/7/05 at 8:30pm
Donna Murphy would call Linda Muggleston and get her to pull her arse out of the bag..only to then save it while she called in sick...once again.. 
#30
Posted: 2/7/05 at 8:34pm
Julia Murney would invite the bag to her party and make it so mad that it'd kill itself accidentally in jealous rage.
#31
Posted: 2/7/05 at 8:35pm
I disagree...
Eden would shriek and it would shatter like glass
Eden would shriek and it would shatter like glass
Was that a fat joke?
#32
Posted: 2/7/05 at 8:43pm
Brian Stokes Mictchell would convince everyone that the bag was really a helmet and wear it on his head whilst riding a horse and attacking a giant/windmill
Annnnnnd
Try to serenade it unsuccesfully with Shakespeare
Annnnnnd
Try to serenade it unsuccesfully with Shakespeare
Updated On: 2/7/05 at 08:43 PM
#33
Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:21pm
Veanne Cox would insist the bag take some cabbage home to its kids, but the cabbage would be too heavy and tear the bag to bits.
#34
Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:24pm
Hugh Jackman and the bag would have a commitment ceremony, attended by his loving wife of many years, of course.
#35
Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:27pm
Hee.
#36
Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:29pm
"Tell me who you think is good enough to actually act their way out of a bag and what precisely acting out of a bag would entail in their particular situation.
Example:
Actor- Raúl Esparza
How he'd do it- Use the bag as a dress and play yet another tragic, yet heartfelt drag queen."
my friend named her Cell phone Raul after him.
Example:
Actor- Raúl Esparza
How he'd do it- Use the bag as a dress and play yet another tragic, yet heartfelt drag queen."
my friend named her Cell phone Raul after him.
I LOVE SHOSHANA BEAN.
#37
Posted: 2/8/05 at 4:40pm
Megan Mullally was so happy to keep the bag's dinner warm that she threw it into the oven by accident and burned it.
#38
Posted: 2/8/05 at 6:00pm
Andre de Shields (cause I'm in the mood) would "twist" his way out of it....
#39
Posted: 2/8/05 at 6:14pm
Betty Buckley would rip it to pieces thinking it was a Stephen Sondheim song.
Eeeeeeyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaannnnnddddd aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiyyyyyyaaaaaammmmmmmm teeeeeeeelllllliiiiiinnngg yyyyooooooouuuuuuuwwwaaaahh...
#40
Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:11pm
Mandy Pantinkin would hit a high note and shatter the poor bag.
#41
Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:38pm
Betty Buckley would rip it to pieces thinking it was a personal assistant.
#42
Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:45pm
DGrant, you beat me to the punch!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#43
Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:59pm
I'm not sure what Alan C. would do with it - but you can be pretty sure the bag would be plaid and would close with a safety pin. Correction - a lot of safety pins.
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#44
Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:55pm
Marissa Jaret Winokur would make a blowtorch out of hairspray and a Zippo lighter and just burn the bag.
#45
Posted: 2/9/05 at 1:35am
Wait....Melissa Errico can act?
#46
Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:35am
"Wait...Melissa Errico can act?"
Obviously, you've never seen her. If you had, you'd know that she is one of the best actresses on Broadway.
Obviously, you've never seen her. If you had, you'd know that she is one of the best actresses on Broadway.
#47
Posted: 2/9/05 at 10:18am
Some of these are hysterical! Keep 'em coming. I'm not great with things involving creativity myself, so I'll just sit here, read yours, and smile. 
Updated On: 2/9/05 at 10:18 AM
#48
Posted: 9/17/05 at 11:57pm
This was a favorite of mine, so I'm bumping it back up.
Dorothy Loudon would sing a heartfelt 11 o'clock number about how she'd rather have 50 percent of the bag than all of any other bag at all. The bag would burst into tears and let her out to take a bow.
Dorothy Loudon would sing a heartfelt 11 o'clock number about how she'd rather have 50 percent of the bag than all of any other bag at all. The bag would burst into tears and let her out to take a bow.
#49
Posted: 9/18/05 at 12:13am
Victoria Clark would carefully disassemble the bag until it was a flat brown piece of paper then take charcoal shadings of ancient Roman architecture on it
-or-
after a particularly disappointing phone call with the hubby, wallow in it, sing a bit, then during the requisite instrumental break, randomly start smoking the poor bag until she could get out and finish the song
-or-
after a particularly disappointing phone call with the hubby, wallow in it, sing a bit, then during the requisite instrumental break, randomly start smoking the poor bag until she could get out and finish the song
Updated On: 9/18/05 at 12:13 AM
#50
Posted: 9/18/05 at 12:59am
Patti LuPone will give the bag evil eyes until the bag quietly and meekly releases her, cowers and begs forgiveness.
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