People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they'd do it

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People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they'd do it

Posted: 2/6/05 at 8:13pm

Tell me who you think is good enough to actually act their way out of a bag and what precisely acting out of a bag would entail in their particular situation.

Example:
Actor- Raúl Esparza
How he'd do it- Use the bag as a dress and play yet another tragic, yet heartfelt drag queen.

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they'd do it

Posted: 2/6/05 at 8:34pm

kristin chenoweth would just keep doing funny physical moves and then talk and then sing opera and then talk and then belt some and then talk and then scat and then talk and then talk even more. the bag wouldn't be able to handle it

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they'd do it

Posted: 2/6/05 at 8:37pm

Nia, I love you! You said it all.

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"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they'd do it

Posted: 2/6/05 at 8:39pm

Idina Menzel

Well she would...um...nevermind, she's doomed.

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"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they'd do it

Posted: 2/6/05 at 8:50pm

HAHA...

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they'd do it

Posted: 2/6/05 at 8:58pm

Sutton Foster would shine as brightly as the sun, and the bag would burn.

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[title of show] on Broadway. it's time. believe.

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they'd do it

Posted: 2/6/05 at 8:59pm

I thought about her too.

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"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they'd do it

Posted: 2/6/05 at 9:07pm

Nathan Lane would make a belt out of it.

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they'd do it

Posted: 2/6/05 at 9:13pm

Nathan Lane would irritate the hell out of the bag, and that bag would kill itself.

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"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/6/05 at 9:14pm

This is going straight to the Bookmarks list. I love you Nia.

Let's see...

Donna Murphy would fall in love with the bag. The bag would be repulsed. Over the course of two hours, Ms. Murphy's love and maniuplation would have forced the bag to love her. She would then make love to the bag, and die. The bag would duel with Donna's cousin, who thought the bag was taking advantage of her, when it was the exact opposite. The bag would kill her cousin, go insane, and be locked up. Donna would come back as a ghost, comfort the bag, and then live on.*

*Any similarities to the musical Passion are purely coincidental.

Updated On: 2/6/05 at 09:14 PM

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/6/05 at 9:16pm

Carol Channing would only have to say the words "Horace Vandergelder" in her unique way and she'd be out of that bag.

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/6/05 at 9:17pm

LLOL, Slaton and Munkustrap. Literally laughing out loud. Those could be their own broadway shows, I'd pay to see them.

#13

re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/6/05 at 9:20pm

Raúl E. Esparza.

Plastic bag, paper bag, plastic container, fish tank, whatever.

The end.

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/6/05 at 9:20pm

Liza would chop the bag up with a razor then sniff the remains.

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"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/6/05 at 9:21pm

These are hilarious!

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Wishes come true, not free.

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/6/05 at 9:25pm

Bernadette Peters would get Sondheim to let her out.

Or she would use the POOF from Into the Woods when she changes into her beautiful self to explode the bag.

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/6/05 at 9:29pm

Colm Wilkinson- be so nice and forgiving to the bag that it couldn't deal with it and it is forced to jump into the Seine River.

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/6/05 at 9:34pm

Ooh, I have one. Alan Cumming. And I'm pretty sure he would do something with the bag that is too dirty to even mention!

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"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/6/05 at 9:49pm

La Ziemba would kick her way out with grace and style.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/6/05 at 9:56pm

Melissa Errico would be forced into an unhappy, arranged marriage with the bag until her hero, a meek civil servant who can walk through walls, pulls her through the paper.

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/6/05 at 9:58pm

Audra would sing a incredibly dark, haunting, and beautiful aria and the bag would weep instantly causing the bag to dissolve. or she would bring back some of that Voudon from Marie Christine and the bag would dance until it stabbed itself on a mirror.

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/7/05 at 3:41pm

Patti LuPone would agree to star in a show the bag wrote. The bag would then fire her. She would sue the bag for two million dollars and win.

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/7/05 at 4:11pm

Eden doesn't want to get out - she's wearing it to the Tonys.

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/7/05 at 4:28pm

Excellent point, DGrant! Ha, those costumes are unique...

Shall I make a point about the cast of CATS - They're already out of the bag.

Otherwise, I'm not creative enough for this thread - but keep 'em up!

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re: People who could ACTUALLY act their ways out of paper bags and how they

Posted: 2/7/05 at 6:20pm

Dgrant, that was great!

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"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson