Bill Irwin would seethe quietly in the corner until the bag realized that this one has three acts and it doesn't have the patience to wait for him to evict it in Act III. And it wants to avoid Get the Guests, anyway.
Broadway Star Joined: 12/31/69
Cheyenne Jackson would shivle his hips, sing about his love for a girl dressed as a boy and the bag would explode from such talent.
Broadway Star Joined: 3/17/05
The bag would attack all the people who come up with ridiculous posts like this one which have absolutely no meaning and nothing to do with anything, and kill them - slowly, all while whispering...."Why? Why? Why?"
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Broadway Star Joined: 12/31/69
Matt Morrison would slowly strip it off - and I'd be so mesmerized that I wouldn't know OR care what happened to the bag!
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