Poop: The Musical

[Adair Haywind]

Posted: 5/1/14 at 3:49pm

I wonder why this never made it past the reading stages... x)
http://www.playbill.com/news/article/72472-Move-Aside-Urinetown-Side-Show-Creator-Presents-POOP-The-Musical-Oct-10

[Mr. Nowack]

Posted: 5/1/14 at 4:01pm

Not only have the promo images been deleted, but the website is also gone! The only remaining evidence that it ever existed seem to be that article and its CastAlbums.org entry.

In case you were wondering, here's the list of songs:

1. Prologue/Requiem For Poop
2. Why I'm Not A Floater
3. The Load I Carry
4. Number Two
5. Old Man Peeov's Lament
6. Brown
7. The Obligatory Prostitute Song
8. Toilet Paper
9. Entr'Acte/ The Queen's Fanfare
10. The Queen's Speech
11. Rhapsody for Poop
12. The Hard One That Hurts
13. Brown (Reprise)
14. Sweet Relief
15. Your Name Means Poop/My Name Means Poop
16. Finale

[FishermanBob]

Posted: 5/1/14 at 4:32pm

It's unfortunate that some people will always have their minds in the toilet.

[Rainbowhigh23]

Posted: 5/1/14 at 4:45pm

Guess they couldn't starcast Mr. Hankey.

Updated On: 5/1/14 at 04:45 PM

[Adair Haywind]

Posted: 5/1/14 at 4:55pm

It sounds like an incredibly corny show.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 5/1/14 at 6:13pm

It would probably get crappy reviews.

[brdway411]

Posted: 5/1/14 at 6:32pm

They renamed If/Then.

[Starship]

Posted: 5/1/14 at 6:36pm

Sounds like a **** show.

[Charley Kringas Inc]

Posted: 5/1/14 at 7:42pm

Aw, that's too bad, I'm sure it would've made a real splash.

[FishermanBob]

Posted: 5/1/14 at 7:44pm

When asked his opinion of this show, the constipated man said he didn't give a s**t.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 5/1/14 at 7:44pm

Just think of the lost marketing possibilities.

[Jane2]

Posted: 5/1/14 at 8:14pm

I bet there would be loads running to see this.

[Wee Thomas2]

Posted: 5/2/14 at 9:18am

these jokes stink

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 5/2/14 at 9:29am

No standing room available for this one.

[artscallion]

Posted: 5/2/14 at 11:38am

I'm gonna order tickets right after I drop the kids off at the pool!

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 5/2/14 at 12:06pm

Would love to hear Brantley reviewing this.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 5/2/14 at 12:11pm

I heard it had a long, ropy tryout period that abruptly broke, leaving a lot of cleanup and paperwork.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:27pm

Corn? When did I eat corn?

[hundredsofhats]

Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:57pm

Victor Hugo dedicated a whole fifty-page chapter of Les Mis to poop. I wonder if the creators of Poop: The Musical read that chapter.

I like the "Obligatory Prostitute Song". After seeing Les Mis, Jekyll and Hyde, Avenue Q, (not live) Don Quixote, and Miss Saigon, I thought that it was a requirement that every musical have at least one prostitute.