Producers Tour Closing
RentBoy86
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/15/05
#0Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 1:56amAnyone know why the Producers tour is closing? I saw the show back in March and thought it was great. and the theater i saw it in was packed.
#1re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 2:07amIf it's closing it's not until after late November. I'm on the board of a performing arts center that it's coming to then.
RentBoy86
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/15/05
#2re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 2:09amOh, well I didn't read the article. Just saw the headline and a couple opening sentences. I was just wondering why it was closing if the show is doing so well both on tour and on b'way.
#3re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 2:15am
Because I think the show's only venues left to play in North America are high schools and retirement homes.
That would be irony...old people with walkers watching old people with walkers.
Say...
(I think I shall restage that scene for my local retirement home! Genius, Matthew Addison, just genius!)
andyf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/12/04
#5re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 2:30am
re: Producers Tour Closing
Thank God!!!!
Now if they could just do something about the production that's still wasting space at the St. James. When they announced that Hunter and Brad were coming back to the show, my only reaction was "THE PRODUCERS IS STILL OPEN??!" I think watching that show I was the most underwhelmed I've ever been.
#6re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 2:31amandyf it looks like your avatar is screaming that, which is really amusing to me.
andyf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/12/04
#8re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 2:33am
I noticed that.
LaChanze is NOT ****ing around tonight, bitches.
She's not taking any prisoners.
Blame it on Christina Applegate NOT coming out after the show today and then me losing the Wicked lottery.
#9re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 2:35amShe didn't come out? Thats sad, she didn't have a night performance tonight. I don't think she did anyway.
andyf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/12/04
#10re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 2:36am
She didn't, the matinee was her only show.
She probably didn't want to deal with the crowd. There were literally twos of people outside. Threes even.
#11re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 2:50am
It's because you're black and yell a lot. She thought you might hurt her.
Honest mistake.
We all make them.
Now, take a Valium.
#12re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 2:59am
I posted the official press release yesterday and got nary a response. *sniff* Here it is:
https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?boardname=bway&thread=851251#1066668
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
RentBoy86
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/15/05
#13re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 3:26amI was actually surprised by this show. During the first song I really thought itd suck, but it was really good. Probably the most I've laughed in any show. So well done. Not sure who played Max, but I coudlnt understand a word he said during "king of broadway." Might have just been the sound system.
andyf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/12/04
#14re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 3:37am
OK, but back to me...
Can we please focus on the fact that I was just trying to hate on Xtina Applera...and failed. She's too cute. I had more fun watching her in the wings during the Rich Man's Frug than I did watching the Rich Man's Frug. Maybe I had trouble focusing because the dance was approximately 35 minutes long...OR MAYBE!!! it's because Xtina is just so freaking ADORABLE!
I think I'm really just upset she didn't come out after the show because it would have been win-win: If she was nice and I got a picture with her, that would have been AWESOME, but it would have been even more amazing if she just walked out and pulled an Idina on our asses! Can you imagine her going all diva on everybody?? It might have been the cutest thing EVER, but now I'll never know!
#15re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 3:40amYou don't have any sharp items in your house, do you?
andyf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/12/04
#16re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 3:44am
Wow. If you think I'm crazy, you should have seen the other people at the stage door today! 4 crazies, none of which I think actually saw the show today.
And don't call me crazy just because you're jealous that I coined "Xtina Applera." Bitter is only cute when I do it.
#17re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 3:50am

I don't have any money. Please don't hurt me.
andyf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/12/04
#18re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 3:57am
Can you please put Christina Applegate's nipples away?
You may want to move out of that glass house if you insist on throwing "You're crazy"-style stones, Mr. "I have obscene pictures of Christina's applegates at my disposal."
andyf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/12/04
#20re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 4:10am
I'm sorry, you still posted a picture of her nipples.
If we can't agree that you still lose, I think we should at least be able to agree that the pot is still calling the kettle black. Yes?
andyf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/12/04
#21Not the kettle...
Posted: 5/26/05 at 4:13am
Speaking of which, how high is everybody else?
Goodnight.
#22re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 4:16am
Now, why I gotta be crazy? SHE's the one who had the erection. SHE's the one who is in the picture... and somehow in your Cuckoo Carousel of Conspiracy, I end up being the bad guy.
Uh-uh.
Nay-nay.
I'm going to keep one eye open tonight when I sleep.
#23re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 8:18amThe U.S. tour maybe closing, but the Australian tour opens its Sydney season tonight.
BwayTheatre11
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/25/03
#24re: Producers Tour Closing
Posted: 5/26/05 at 8:31amA third tour is (was) beginning in September, but it has been delayed...the creative team is working on the movie.
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