Please, no conflict! Kyle hated conflict. It made him recess into the corner and nibble nervously on soy products.
He was a fine young man who kept his conscience as clean and daisy-fresh as he kept his hole. Some called him slutty, I called him life-loving.
R.I.P.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali