The newly promoted theater teacher was going to do a mixed production of Rent and Yentl called "Ren-tl".
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
"We're going to do a musical about a bunch of impoverished young artists and musicians struggling to survive and create in New York's Lower East Side in the thriving days of Bohemian Alphabet City, under the shadow of AIDS, and we've gotten Barbra Striesand to star in it!"
I don't remember how the joke went, but the character was looking for a role for herself and said something like "I'm going to play a gay, cross-dressing Jewish girl"
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.