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#1

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 1:34pm

Hey! I was just wondering if anyone remembered it? I was trying to explain it to one of my friends interested in seeing the show and could only remember the bluetooth comment. Thanks!
#2

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 2:03pm

Hello and welcome to Rawk of Ages.
I'm David Coverdale of Whitesnake, and I invite you to an evening of musical debauchery and decadence.
Just a reminder that flash photography is strictly prohibited. Unless, of course, you're really hot and willing to show us your breast.
Further more, please silence all cellphones. Text messaging during the show makes you look like a douche-bag. And, if you have one of those "bluetooth" thingys in your ear... please, c'mon. You look like a dick.
Lastly, in case of fire please refrain from singing Deaf Leopards "Pyromania" as we couldn't get the rights to any of their music.
Thank you and enjoy having your face melted.



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That's just off the top of my head, so I'm sure I may have messed a few things up.

Updated On: 1/16/10 at 02:03 PM

#7

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 3:42pm

Okay, TheatreFan, I guess you are one of the VERY few considering both times I have seen the show the audience was in histerics throughout the entire thing...
#8

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 4:00pm

Seriously, it slays the audience night after night.

CRUDE and DISGUSTING? Really?

Updated On: 1/16/10 at 04:00 PM

#10

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 6:42pm

"Okay, TheatreFan, I guess you are one of the VERY few considering both times I have seen the show the audience was in histerics throughout the entire thing..."

That speaks volumes about the audience.
#11

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 6:51pm

Are you pretentious idiots serious? It's a goddamn PRESHOW ANNOUNCEMENT. It's very funny and fits with the overall theme of the show. Were any of you complaining about Legally Blonde's preshow announcement, with the valley girl voice raving about how hot the conductor was?

I'll never understand not only why the elitists on these boards bitch time and again about the serving-drinks-in-the-seats thing this show does, but why they have no problem with other gimmicks shows employ to immerse the audience in the world of the show, like the Hair cast climbing on seats or the Eugene O'Neill house being completely transformed into a 1970s Nigerian nightclub? Is it because people just don't like the show, or is it because there really is no such thing as the "sanctity" of a Broadway theatre? Aside from something like the Shubert being razed to make way for a strip joint, I really don't see why people get so uptight about what is appropriate or is not for a Broadway theatre.
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#12

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 6:57pm

Just a rough guess on my part, but I suspect those who find this announcement "crude and disgusting" probably wouldn't like the show either -- and if they're smart they won't go, but enjoy Mary Poppins instead.

I love it when the announcement sets the tone of the show. My favorite was still at a production of Do I Hear A Waltz at Pasadena Playhouse when the entire announcement was in Italian. But you could still pick out the English "cell phone", "candy wrappers", etc.
#13

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 7:19pm

I love the ROA announcement, and I loved the Legally Blonde announcement. Also, the new In The Heights announcement with Lin is great too.

But, it amazes me how insanely uptight some folks can be. Get the sticks out yo butts!
#14

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 7:25pm

JP, what's the ITH announcement?
"Sometimes on the strip, the dreams you come in with, ain't the dreams you leave with" ~Rock of Ages
"I'm a butterfly, trivial and small, and in the greater scheme of things, I don't mean much at all." ~The Story of My Life
"Forget Regret, or life is yours to miss." ~Rent
#15

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 7:39pm

"My favorite was still at a production of Do I Hear A Waltz at Pasadena Playhouse when the entire announcement was in Italian. But you could still pick out the English "cell phone", "candy wrappers", etc."

Sounds just like Light In The Piazza...

I think it's a fitting and funny pre-show.
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#16

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 7:48pm

"JP, what's the ITH announcement?"

It's pretty much like the old one, except now it's Lin instead of the female voice (Doreen Mantalvo, I always thought?). He's all "Yo, ...". Then, of course, he repeats it in Spanish.
#17

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 8:00pm

it's been so long since i've seen ITH... Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement
"Sometimes on the strip, the dreams you come in with, ain't the dreams you leave with" ~Rock of Ages
"I'm a butterfly, trivial and small, and in the greater scheme of things, I don't mean much at all." ~The Story of My Life
"Forget Regret, or life is yours to miss." ~Rent
#18

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 8:17pm

That's funny TheatreDiva. I saw an early performance of Light in the Piazza and I honestly don't remember that one. I'm thinking I saw the other one before that so maybe it didn't have the same impact, but was the announcement in Italian at LITP from the start?
#19

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 8:33pm

I'm not a fan of ROA but I think that pre-show announcement fits the tone of the show very well.
"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".
#20

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 8:40pm

The Light in the Piazza one is pretty funny, I'm not sure how long it had been there for but it was 'preserved' on the TV broadcast so you can still check it out Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement.
Give me claws and a hunch, just away from this bunch.
#21

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 9:12pm

I haven't seen rock of ages, but I enjoyed that.
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
#22

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 9:14pm

That preshow announcement is hilarious. I think one of the oddest inventions of the last decade is the bluetooth ear piece. It works for Captain Kirk on Star Trek but looks ridiculous on investment bankers in theaters.
#24

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 11:32pm

"It works for Captain Kirk on Star Trek but looks ridiculous on investment bankers in theaters."

Some people prefer bluetooths to holding cell phones to their ears. Who cares? Find a better hobby than criticizing people who prefer this "invention" to normality. Who are you?

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#25

Rock of Ages Preshow Announcement

Posted: 1/16/10 at 11:45pm

I think one of the oddest inventions of the last decade is the bluetooth ear piece

Odder than a scale that sends a tweet every time you weigh yourself?

Some people prefer bluetooths to holding cell phones to their ears

Those people tend to avoid tickets if they do it while driving.
"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".

Updated On: 1/16/10 at 11:45 PM

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