Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump...

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:08pm

There must be a couple..anyone..anyone... Updated On: 9/18/03 at 02:08 PM

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:09pm

Mamma Rose??

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:11pm

God..can you imagine the dumps Doris Roberts would take as Rose..

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:17pm

didn't that occur in URINETOWN?!?! and i think it's "toilet" or as my granny liked to say "commode"....

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:29pm

the entire production of Urban Cowboy??

except of course for Matt, Jenn, Michelle, and several others)

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:30pm

Um...I don't think it classifies as a "dump" but I know Kate peed on stage in Lippa's "The Wild Party"

[AReinkingfan]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:40pm

I'm too pooped to participate.

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:41pm

AReinkingfan, har har har

[AReinkingfan]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:42pm

Ah just couldn't help mahself!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:44pm

I saw a production of CHICAGO when during "Class" Mama and Velma were sitting on two chairs facing the audience for the whole number. At the end, it was revealed that they were actually sitting on toilets and both wiped their bums. Classy? No. But the whole audience lost it.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:48pm

Was that the production downstairs at The Mineshaft?

[AReinkingfan]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:50pm

There you go with the word SHAFT! You're making the lesbian's ears bleed!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:51pm

Namo, I have absolutely NO idea what you are referring to. Mineshaft? Never heard of it!

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:51pm

But if we say any lesbian words outher than HOME DEPOT and LOWE'S my poor gay head might go into a fear induced meltdown!

[AReinkingfan]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:53pm

ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

I DON'T WEAR FLANNEL!!

Damn you AND your Village People!!!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:53pm

You can't kid a kidder, Sueleen! Whatever happened to bathtubs that aren't hooked up to any water supplies anyway?

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 2:54pm

No, ARF, for my generation, it was Nsync. They make the Village People look like Van Halen

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 3:03pm

Good one, BG2!

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 3:05pm

To borrow from George Washington and Peter Pan, "I can not tell a lie"

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 3:20pm

I have a poster from London's FULL MONTY in my toilet. It says "Drop Everything...THE FULL MONTY". Somehow I feel it's appropriate over the john.

[BrdwyThtr]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 3:42pm

LOL! That's very creative Dollypop!

Posted: 9/18/03 at 4:30pm

hahaha...that's the best Dollypop!

"Let it go, let it go...loosen up, yeah let it go!"

:cD

[robbiej]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 4:42pm

awwwww.

now that's unpleasant.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/18/03 at 5:00pm

But "let it go" is appro pos don't you know? (Isn't my worldplay just too too?)

Posted: 9/18/03 at 6:22pm

Oh come on! This one is easy. I don't even have to squeeze out an answer -- it's positively flying out of me!

Any role which requires the performer to scat.

Obviously!