Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump...
#25re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump...
Posted: 9/18/03 at 6:39pmNow, Jenny, that was funny, if just a tad distastful.
MusicMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#26re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump...
Posted: 9/18/03 at 11:13pm
This just might be the loveliest thread I've ever had the good fortune to read. It's like a breath of spring.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#27re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump...
Posted: 9/19/03 at 9:07amGood one, Jenny! I got cramps from laughing.
#28re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump...
Posted: 9/19/03 at 9:30am
Jenny:
So, I guess the answer to the original question would be any role in SOPHISTICATED LADIES.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#29re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump...
Posted: 9/19/03 at 9:35am
YUP! Or the Lena Horne one-woman show or AIN'T MISBEHAVIN'.
Oops. Speaking of this, my morning coffee is kicking in. Gotta go!
#30re: Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump...
Posted: 9/19/03 at 10:31amTo answer this question, in the Andrew Lippa version of The Wild Party, Kate sat on a toilet, pretending to relieve herself. Also, the Broadway play Piaf features such a scene. Certainly highlights of my theatregoing experience. And though I did not see it, Bring Back Birdie's first preview featured an Act One curtain dropper with Albert Peterson Jr., and the members of his punk rock band Filth sitting on toilets, chanting "We are Filth!" with syncronized flushing sound effects.
logan30
Stand-by Joined: 8/26/03
#31re: re: Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump...
Posted: 9/19/03 at 10:40amIn ULYSSES IN NIGHTTOWN, the character Molly Bloom does one of her monologues while squatting over a chamber pot.
#32re: re: re: Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump...
Posted: 9/19/03 at 10:52am
At one point, I wanted to put a drag act together. My name?
LUCY STOOLS, SCAT QUEEN OF THE LOWER EAST SIDE.
I was gonna do all of Ella's greatest hits!
#33re: re: re: re: Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump...
Posted: 9/19/03 at 12:19pmSomehow, I'd be a little fearful of the crowd that would attend, robbiej!! =)
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#34re: re: re: re: re: Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump...
Posted: 9/19/03 at 12:27pm
"And though I did not see it, Bring Back Birdie's first preview featured an Act One curtain dropper with Albert Peterson Jr., and the members of his punk rock band Filth sitting on toilets, chanting 'We are Filth!' with syncronized flushing sound effects"
All together now: WAKE-FIELD POOLE! WAKE-FIELD POOLE! God, I love that man.
MusicMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#35re: re: re: re: re: re: Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump...
Posted: 9/19/03 at 11:50pm
Not to mention the huge latex tongue that protruded from a cube and bobbed up and down lasciviously. Truly, the worst show I EVER saw.
#36re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump...
Posted: 9/20/03 at 4:31am
Come to think of it, I always need a roll if I am sitting on the toilet taking a dump! And "What a dump!" it is.
Okey-dokey this thread has voided enough roughage.
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#37 Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump
Posted: 1/15/06 at 5:30pm
A VERY VERY LARGE bumpity bump bump bump a loooo poop
Alrighty- I was very bored so I went back in time to find a fun thread. Anybody want to chime in?
Chevstriss
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/30/03
#38 Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump
Posted: 1/15/06 at 5:38pmsaw original Piaf in london and Zoe Wanamaker "mimes" pooping on an imaginary terlette then has to ask Edie for paper. Charming.
#39 Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump
Posted: 1/15/06 at 6:43pmIn the Full Monty, a girl peed standing up. I just thought I'd mention that cause that blew my mind. (yes, I'm perveted. What are you gonna do about it?)
#40 Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump
Posted: 1/15/06 at 6:47pmElphaba in the Act One finale. Or do they just make those faces for fun?
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#41 Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump
Posted: 1/15/06 at 6:50pmOkay, ow. Laughing this hard after a meal just isn't a good idea.
#42 Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump
Posted: 1/15/06 at 8:54pm
For some reason, this seems approrpriate to post on this thread:
Emma Thompson Stores Oscars in the Loo
elmore3003
Leading Actor Joined: 3/31/04
#43 Roles where you have to sit on a toliet and pretend to take a dump
Posted: 1/15/06 at 10:01pmThere was a German play off-Broadway around 1980 or 81, REQUEST CONCERT, which is basically the events leading up to a suicide. One of the stage directions is that the leading lady uses the toilet.
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