Roseanne quotes.........

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 2/6/06 at 4:30am

I don't have a quote to add...just to say I LOVE THIS SHOW. I pretty much watch it daily on Nick-at-Nite.

This thread makes me happy.

[HilaryRusso]

Posted: 3/2/06 at 11:27pm

"Are you NEW?" is DEFINITELY one of my favs!

A few others memorable moments. I watch WAY too much Nick at Nite for my own good.

Crystal: "How do you like your marshmallows, Roseanne?"
Roseanne: "Like my men, crispy on the outside and stuck to the end of a fork."

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Nancy: "What do you guys think of this baby carriage? Does it make me look fat?"

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(Jackie telling Fred about how many men she's slept with.)
Fred: "Wow,60. I don't even know 60 people."
Jackie: "Well I didnt KNOW all of them."

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Dan (referring to Roseanne with PMS): "It's like a 24 hour roller coaster ride with Sybil at the switch."

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Roseanne: Welcome to Roseannadu.