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SNORING USHER RUINS THE MOMENT!

SNORING USHER RUINS THE MOMENT!

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CapnHook
#0SNORING USHER RUINS THE MOMENT!
Posted: 6/11/06 at 6:25pm

So yesterday at the matinee of AWAKE AND SING! we had an usher in the back of the mezz who sat in an empty row. He frequently nodded off and snored here and there until someone in my party woke him up.

So (**spoilers forthcoming**) there we were in the climax of the second (or was it the first?) act when the guy runs in and says that the grandpa had falled off the roof. There is a huge gasp from the audience, then a LOUD ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ from the usher. I violently thrust my arm backwards and hit his knee. He said "oh my God, sorry!" and ran out of the aisle back to his post.

And also a few days ago at HISTORY BOYS ushers were being real loud at the back of the theatre (I was in the very last row) opening and closing cubbards and such. Very distracting.

People are paying hundreds of dollars for tickets. It's one thing for an audience member to ruin moments in the show, but for the PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE THEATRE to do it is unforgiveable.


"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

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blaxx
#1re: SNORING USHER RUINS THE MOMENT!
Posted: 6/11/06 at 6:39pm

Sleeping and snoring at a play called "Awake and Sing!" .... oh, the irony!


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#2re: SNORING USHER RUINS THE MOMENT!
Posted: 6/11/06 at 6:39pm

Oh my god I hate annoying ushers.
Their just so.. annoying.
Ah!

I've had similar incidents with ushers. Except while one usher was sleeping he started talking, and he was singing.

colleen_lee
#3re: SNORING USHER RUINS THE MOMENT!
Posted: 6/11/06 at 6:40pm

When I saw Wicked during the tour stop in Chicago, there was an usher who sang almost the entire score under her breath.

I wanted to punch her in the head.


"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay

SweetQintheLights
#4re: SNORING USHER RUINS THE MOMENT!
Posted: 6/11/06 at 6:58pm

There is an usher in the mezz of Avenue Q- she has got to be the worst usher.

I asked for 2 playbills- she said no. I asked her how long the show runs- she said "Just watch it." Someone opened their phone to look at the time *during intermission* and the usher threatened to throw them out.


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WhenURScrap
#5re: SNORING USHER RUINS THE MOMENT!
Posted: 6/11/06 at 8:59pm

blaxx ... I was gonna say the same thing!

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StageManager2
#6re: SNORING USHER RUINS THE MOMENT!
Posted: 6/11/06 at 11:44pm

I wonder if any ushers have fallen asleep at THE DROWSY CHAPERONE?


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Hoof
#7re: SNORING USHER RUINS THE MOMENT!
Posted: 6/11/06 at 11:46pm

While watching a play by David Belke, I had an usher in front of me who kept farting so loudly. I didn't know whether to vomit or laugh, but neither seemed appropriate.


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