Hmmm...does it have to be a showtune? "Honesty" by Billy Joel is a great one. "Everyone is so untrue...." Actually is "Honesty" in Movin' Out the musical?
"Do you know ChrisLovesShows?" "Yes. Why, yes he does!"
"Not While I'm Around" from Sweeney "What About Love" from The Color Purple "Marry Me A Little" from Company (that sort of works, right?)
"Writing should be easy, like a monkey driving a speedboat..." -[title of show]
"I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and meet up with them later." -Mitch Hedberg
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.