No, no, best2bars! I'm a humanitarian and would never advocate the "removal" of Mr. Laurents in that way.
I was thinking more like... sending over five hot blonde studs to surprise him and before he knew what was happening, give him such unimagined bodily pleasure that he melts in a pool of post-coital delight and thus suffiently lubricated and dazed, signs a release form that would enable Patti to perform GYPSY in New York. It's importrant that one of the studs be a lawyer to notarize the said document.
"Oh ...Daddy...do that...again...please..."
"Arthur...I will..... but first...sign here..."
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"