#26
Posted: 6/3/06 at 7:48am
The use of cell phones in public places, from crowded elevators to public transportation to theatres, drives me crazy, and I curse the media for pushing the image of a moronic populace carrying a cell phone as a necessary lifeline to everything from an iPod to a fear of being alone. I hear people walking through a store telling the world beyond the person to whom they're speaking every bit of their personal, often trivial, lives; I sat in a performance of RENT where the idiot lady in front of me checked her messages and text messaged every time she got bored by a wonderful performance, about every 15 minutes or so. On a crosstown bus in Manhattan, I heard a young lady tell her listener and every rider about her multiple sex partners; on a train to Albany, I was kept awake by a noisy businesswoman bitching out her staff and family, cosying up to colleagues, and making life miserable to everyone in the compartment. I see men walking down Broadway with a phone glued to their ears gesturing madly and trying to hear what's going on. I saw a lady at the corner of 82nd and Amsterdam throw a noisy fight to the world beyond her cellphone as she bitched out her listener in public. Can't all this crap be done at home?
These idiots shouldn't be allowed to buy theatre tickets; they should be forced to pass a strenuous quiz to get a license to attend a live performance of anything. Beating's too good for them. Bring back lethal injection for terminal stupidity.
These idiots shouldn't be allowed to buy theatre tickets; they should be forced to pass a strenuous quiz to get a license to attend a live performance of anything. Beating's too good for them. Bring back lethal injection for terminal stupidity.