Stupid ideas for musicals...

#1

Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 7:28am

like "Weapons of Mass Destruction: A New Musical Comedy"

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#2

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 9:58am

Spiderman: the Musical

#3

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 10:02am

Legally Blonde:The Musical. what are they going to sing about :Harvard?. good movie, bad musical.

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#4

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 10:07am

Those two are real ones?...

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#5

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 10:12am

Hmm. Iraq! has some possibilities. Consider the opening number:

Five times a day we hit that rug
Kissing the ground with a bearded mug
'Cause the land we love just needs a hug
In good ol' Iraq!

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#6

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 10:12am

Yes, unfourtunately.

#7

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 10:13am

George Bush: A True Musical Comedy

#8

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Posted: 7/15/04 at 10:13am

How can sing a masked guy?

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#9

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Posted: 7/15/04 at 10:14am

I was wondering that, too. Maybe they'll use facepaint?

#10

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 10:19am

I can wait to see a "Fosse-like" showstopper with Otto Octavius a.k.a. Dr. Octupus!!! MUHAHAHA!!!

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#11

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 10:22am

Umm... the Phantom sings...

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#12

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 10:27am

But the Phantom's mask don't cover his mouth...

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#13

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Posted: 7/15/04 at 10:34am

Crucifixions: A New Musical Comedy For The Ages

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#14

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 10:37am

The Incredible Hulk: Another Stan Lee Musical

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#15

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 11:08am

Just an FYI, there will be a musical in the NY International Fringe Festival this year entitled THE PASSION OF GEORGE W. BUSH.

I have it on good authority that it's gonna be a hot ticket, and not just because of its title.

I, myself, have wanted to write a show called WILD, BLUE YONDER which musicalizes the deaths of celebrities in plane crashes.

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#16

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 11:32am

Flowers In The Attic
Blue Lagoon
and...
Pretty In Pink

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#17

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 11:51am

a musical about a demon barber turned out to be a raving success


then again, there was that musical about those damned felines

Updated On: 7/15/04 at 11:51 AM

#18

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 12:16pm

How about Evil Dead 1 and 2: the Musical.

It was a big hit last year in Montreal. They brought it to a small theatre in Toronto this summer and it did quite well. Now they're taking it back to the Just for Laughs festival in Montreal.
And a girl from my university wrote the music. Hehe.

#19

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 8:19pm

STAR WARS THE MUSICAL
http://www.infauxmedia.com/swmusical

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE
www.buzzlab.com/plan9

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#20

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 9:13pm

AVENUE Q! OF COURSE! THAT IS A NO BRAINER!

#21

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 9:40pm

ItSucks2BAveQ , I'm curious as to your anomosity towards Avenue Q. Have you seen the show and it just didn't suit your tastes? If so, I'd love to hear your contructive criticism on what you didn't like.

#22

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 10:03pm

i'm with broadwaystar. you seem to have your life dedicated to hating a musical that won the top awards...
reasons?
please tell me you're not a mad Wicked fan.

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#23

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Posted: 7/15/04 at 10:20pm

AQ RULES!!!

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#24

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 11:23pm

FYI: I <3 WICKED AND I THINK IT WAS ROBBED OF TOO MANY TONYS FROM THOSE DAMN PUPPETS. YES, I HAVE SEEN AVENUE Q AND IT IS BEYOND ME WHY MY MOTHER ACTUALLY PAYED FOR US TO SEE IT. IT WAS OFFENSIVE, DISGUSTING, AND JUST POINTLESS. WICKED ACTUALLY HAD MEMORABLE SONGS, A GOOD CAST, AND IT WAS A PHENOMENAL SHOW. IM SORRY THAT I DIDNT WALK OUT OF AVE. Q HUMMING "THE INTERNET IS 4 PORN" OR "IM NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY".
OPINIONS ARE THE BASE OF THIS SITE, SO GOOD FOR YOU IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH MY OPINIONS AND SINCE EVEYONE ON THIS SITE TRASHES WICKED, WHY CANT SOMEONE STAND UP FOR IT AND TRASH AVENUE Q. ITS ONLY FAIR. SO AS YOU WERE WHEN I SPOKE ILL OF AVE Q, GET READY WHEN/IF YOU TALK ABOUT WICKED, FOR A WORLD OF PAIN. MUAHAHHA

Updated On: 7/15/04 at 11:23 PM

#25

re: Stupid ideas for musicals...

Posted: 7/15/04 at 11:32pm

ItSucks2BeAveQ Loves Wicked: The Musical Tragedy

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"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle