THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged

[Yankeefan007]

THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#1

Posted: 12/28/07 at 9:12pm

This one is, quite possibly, the best Broadway Abridged I've ever read. So many great quotes that I won't ruin any of it by posting them. Kudos, Gil.


http://www.broadwayabridged.com/scripts/littlemermaid.shtml

[Wanna Be A Foster]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#2

Posted: 12/28/07 at 9:40pm

Wow. Brilliant.

"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

[Broadway Dancer]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#2

Posted: 12/28/07 at 9:58pm

Absolutely fantastic.

[IdinaBellFoster]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#3

Posted: 12/28/07 at 10:08pm

That was hysterical.

Loved all the lyric parodies.

"Oh look at the time, three more intelligent plays just closed and THE ADDAMS FAMILY made another million dollars" -Jackie Hoffman, Broadway.com Audience Awards

[Mattbrain]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#4

Posted: 12/28/07 at 10:23pm

Aw yeah! Bring it!

And he brought it. It's too bad that the new rules stop us from quoting any of the good parts.

Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you. --Cartman: South Park ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."

Updated On: 12/28/07 at 10:23 PM

[adamgreer]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#5

Posted: 12/28/07 at 11:45pm

I like the show a lot, but that was freaking hilarious! Well done!

[MungoGypsy8232]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#6

Posted: 12/29/07 at 12:29am

So hilarious! I hate to be the one who nitpicks, but wasn't Freeman, not Korbich the voice of Jafar?

[BDrischBDemented]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#7

Posted: 12/29/07 at 12:39am

I was just coming to post that same thing. Jonathan Freeman, the Very Very English Guy, was indeed Jafar, not Eddie Korbich.

"Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"

[alliez92092]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#8

Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:16pm

That was the most amazing thing I have ever read.

[Mattbrain]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#9

Posted: 12/31/07 at 12:45pm

Maybe someone should e-mail him about the Jafar thing.

Eugh. Imagine Eddie as the voice of Jafar. That would be weird.

Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you. --Cartman: South Park ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."

[BroadwayAbridged]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#10

Posted: 12/31/07 at 2:08pm

WTF I messed up the wrong Jafar lol I'll fix it when I get a chance ftw!

...

Sorry. I think I've been hanging out with too many 15 year olds or sumfing.

- Gil http://www.broadwayabridged.com

[soapguy17]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#11

Posted: 12/31/07 at 2:26pm

That just made my life!

I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

[Wanna Be A Foster]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#12

Posted: 12/31/07 at 4:52pm

I love the 63 pounds part.

Hilarious, and so true.

"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

[James885]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#13

Posted: 12/31/07 at 5:34pm

Hilarious!!

"You drank a charm to kill John Proctor's wife! You drank a charm to kill Goody Proctor!" - Betty Parris to Abigail Williams in Arthur Miller's The Crucible

[Tchi4Lif188]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#14

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:26pm

This was the best one yet! I just about died of laughter when I read it.

"Wishes come true, not free..."

[BroadwayBaby6]

re: THE LITTLE MERMAID - Abridged#15

Posted: 1/2/08 at 1:08am

I can only wait to see what Frankie Zambello will do with "Little House on the Prairie". I'd hate to see her "concept" for that...

"It does what a musical is supposed to do; it takes you to another world. And it gives you a little tune to carry in your head. Something to take you away from the dreary horrors of the real world. A little something for when you're feeling blue. You know?"