I. Love. Helen.
-about Broderick-
"I'm a fan! And I'm... thoroughly disappointed! And I... what happened? Like, why did you do this? C'mon, Matthew... like, (ugh!) I walk in, and there he is, and he's doing this robot thing, with this bad hair and these little mutton chops here, and it's just... he was baaaaaad, really baaaaaad."
First of all, you KNOW Ben Brantley is only one or two drinks away from writing his next review that way.
And second of all, to rant like that, and only have one or two words that actually CRITIQUE THE PERFORMANCE, while still making it look like you know what you're talking about...
I hand it to you. It wasn't really a CRITIQUE, but it was damn entertaining.
"Y'know, I think Bertolt Brecht was rolling in his grave."
-Nellie McKay on the 2006 Broadway production of The Threepenny Opera, in which she played Polly Peachum