THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

#1

THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:08pm

Discuss everything here!

I did a search and couldn't find anything, so I thought I'd jumpstart the duscussions.

My main concern is that Sutton may be in a deep state of depression over not getting a nom for the firat time.
I was thinking of organizing some type of suicude watch, just to be sure she's ok.
Anyone available to take a shift?

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#2

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:10pm

Word.

#3

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:11pm

I think Sutton should sneak backstage at the Marquis and beat up them Cry-Baby bitches who so wrongfully got bajillions of nominations. She's spent plenty of time in that theatre, so she should know the best places to carry out her revenge, right>

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My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#4

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:12pm

EYEDEENA MENZEL sHOULD HAvE BEEN NoMInATed ovER PATTY LOOPOWN!!!

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--Aristotle

#5

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:13pm

How about Harvey Fierstein? I heard he was very upset somewhere...

#6

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:13pm

The opening number should be Jailyard Jubilee from Crybaby

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#7

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:15pm

I think Sutton and Cheyenne will go out tonight barhopping in order to drown their sorrows of being snubbed.

#8

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:26pm

Is the Hairspray Movie eligible for a Tony?

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#9

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:32pm

yes matty, but zac was snubbed.

It's pretty obvious that they made a mistake in counting the nomination ballots.

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#10

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:32pm

HANGING CHADS! HANGING CHADS!

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#11

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:32pm

Hee.

#12

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:33pm

I much prefer Chad when he's erect, thank you very much.

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#13

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:36pm

Christmas Eve would rike to erect Sutton Foster for a Tony Awawd.

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"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


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#14

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:37pm

Updated On: 5/5/09 at 06:37 PM

#15

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:37pm

And Hanukah will elect Cheyene

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#16

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:43pm

THIS JUST IN

Sherie Rene Scott just got into a bitch slap fight with Andrea Martin , witnesses say it started with the comment "I should have gotten the nom for my ****ty show over your ****ty show"

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#17

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:44pm

Only Adam is allowed to Light the Candle, Lepetite. Duh!

#18

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:46pm

Also to combat the lack of boost from a tony nom, Disney is now selling ad space on stage at the little mermaid , to red lobster.

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#19

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:47pm

Lol, harris.

#20

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:47pm

Updated On: 5/5/09 at 06:47 PM

#21

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:49pm

You guys, this is serious!

Xanadu is finally being recognized for the brilliant piece of theater it is and all you do is joke?

You're all a bunch of bitter theater queens.

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#22

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:50pm

Updated On: 5/5/09 at 06:50 PM

#23

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:51pm

Well, yes I am - but he's not eligible this year.

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#24

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:52pm

Updated On: 5/5/09 at 06:52 PM

#25

re: THE TONY AWARDS THREAD

Posted: 5/13/08 at 6:52pm

I can't deny there is a certain logic in what you say fromage.

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