Tarzan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- Page 2

[robbiej]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 4:22pm

I'm sorry.

But why would the character of Tarzan wear a loincloth at all? He's raised by apes. I don't believe apes believe in undergarments. Wouldn't the logic follow that Tarzan wouldn't know his privates were to be kept...well...private because he wasn't raised by men?

It always bugged me about the Tarzan story.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 4:25pm

Here are the official instructions detailing how to put on a loincloth designed by Male Power:

1. Place large end of LOIN CLOTH through loop at opposite end.
2. Step into LOIN CLOTH and raise to waist.
3. Slide noose so that hanging LOIN CLOTH falls loosely between cheeks.
4. Reach over and pull LOIN CLOTH through legs.
5. Raise LOIN CLOTH and tuck into fabric at waist.
6. Be cool...wipe that grin off your face, you devil you ...you look gorgeous.

Updated On: 2/3/04 at 04:25 PM

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 4:43pm

Greekmusicalfan, I looooove your icon. And 4 times can't possibly be enough! lol

[Greekmusicalfan]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 4:43pm

I wholeheartedly agree with robbiej ! Come on Disney people, bring some realism on the stage !!!! The original Tarzan was naked ! That means, Matt on stage must definetely be

" This is a message from Greekmusicalfan's lawyer. I came today and found my client dead from a heart attack on his keyboard. What is going on in this forum, what caused this unfortunate incident ? "

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 4:47pm

oh no greekmusicalfan... *cries*

[Greekmusicalfan]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 4:56pm

Don't worry baby, I'm still here. There is no way I am dying now before I see Tarzan. I just hope it won't happen WHILE I am seeing Tarzan LOL

Take care

[Phantom2]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 4:57pm

The "Tarzan" hype has begun...

[Crazy4MattMorrison52]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 4:57pm

i hope i comes to broadway. ill be its number 1 fan. adam and matt same show thats 2 hot leading guys in 1 show.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 4:59pm

lol, greekmusicalfan if you died while seeing it, that'd make two of us. i know i won't be breathing.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 5:01pm

Wow I see I missed a lot in class. Thanks for the instructions on how to put one on.

-Christina

[GirlfriendFromCanada]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 5:08pm

It's Disney, it'll get to Broadway eventually. Although as far as I know, Disney is working on a few other shows (though I'm not sure they are this far into development).

We should be hoping that when it comes to Broadway, some of these people are involved in it, because workshop casts tend to differ a lot from opening night casts.

[BwayTheatre11]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 6:03pm

Thanks for the great site, Phantom2!

[BillFinn]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 6:48pm

David Hwang? Bob Crowley? Well there goes the hope of sets that make sense or dialogue that fits with the character. This is the next pop teen musical. I know it.

[BrdwyThtr]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 7:20pm

Matty in a loincloth?! Yummmmmm!

[Menken Fan]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 7:40pm

I hope it's like the 30-minute live show "Tarzan Rocks!" now at Disney's Animal Kingdom

"In addition to Tarzan, Jane and Terk -- there are singers, dancers, musicians, gymnasts, in-line skaters and aerialists" !!
Tarzan Rocks!

[TheGirlinTheFrock]

Posted: 2/3/04 at 7:42pm

wow! this is exciting and i love the cast. You can't go wrong with Adam and Matt. I was suprised not to hear anyone mention Christopher Fitzgerald, he is amazing in Wicked I would love to be able to see him in this as well.