Newark Star-Ledger is Negative:
"That skinny dude with the nasty dreadlocks is supposed to be Tarzan?
This big green box bordered in plastic fringe is meant to be the African jungle?
Worse than anything, this dumbed-down Disney package of vapid Phil Collins songs with a numbing script is being touted as a new Broadway musical?
The 2005-06 season shudders to a close with "Tarzan," a forgettable extravaganza that opened yesterday at the Richard Rodgers Theatre as the final event to qualify for this year's Tony Awards.
Not that "Tarzan" is likely to win anything except the Straight to Vegas prize.
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So lots of grown-ups are destined to bring the kiddies for many months to come, buying tons of souvenirs and trying to convince themselves they got their money's worth. (Can anyone spell "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"?)
Etch-a-sketched from Edgar Rice Burroughs' old yarn about an aristocratic ape-man, David Henry Hwang's simplistic text relates how an infant is shipwrecked upon African shores in 1888.
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"Tarzan" is what it is: a competent, glossy, but strangely empty musical for family audiences who can't get seats to "The Lion King." There's not a moment of genuine emotion or real wit to its familiar story and pleasant, lushly orchestrated pop music.
Fortunately, director and designer Bob Crowley -- a tremendous artist -- provides some very lovely visuals that beguile the eye while the tuner trundles along.
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So two and a half hours or so later, "Tarzan" is over and nobody's the worse for it (aside from financially), but on the other hand, nobody has been transported into magical realms of delight, either. The show doesn't boast the dramatic punch of "Wicked" or the splendid tunes of "Beauty and the Beast" or anything much else, really, aside from some imaginative stage pictures and an able cast.
Better skip it and start saving up now for those tickets to "Mary Poppins" in the fall."
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"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
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