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#1

The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:21am

haha okay guys, so my friend is writing this song, since it is almost 12 days till rent comes out...and its kick ass. lol. we're not done though.


On the first day of Rentmas, John Larson gave to me:
A cold loft on Avenue B
On the second day of Rentmas, John Larson gave to me:
Two starving artists
And a cold loft on Avenue B
On the third day of Rentmas, John Larson gave to me:
Three homeless bums
Two starving artists
And a cold loft on Avenue B
On the fourth day of Rentmas, John Larson gave to me:
Four Christmas Bells
Three homless bums
Two starving artists
And a cold loft on Avenue B
On the fifth day of Rentmas, John Larson gave to me:
Five miso soup
Four Christmas Bells
Three homeless bums
Two starving artists
And a cold loft on Avenue B
On the sixth day of Rentmas, John Larson gave to me:
Six rabid fans
Five miso soup
Four Christmas Bells
Three homless bums
Two starving artists
And a cold loft on Avenue B.... any suggestions for the rest?

Updated On: 11/10/05 at 01:21 AM

#3

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 2:06am

Wow, this is soo cute. I love it. I'll think of some while I'm at work tomorrow.
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#4

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 3:10am

Okay.

So I took the liberty of finishing this and I moved some things around so here you go. I actually tried to keep some of the things CLOSE to the original as far as what they were doing but I guess that's not very obvious...anyway. Enjoy.

On the first day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: A cold loft on Avenue B

On the second day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the third day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the fourth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 4 Christmas Bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the fifth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 5....hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes....4 Christmas Bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the sixth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 6 cows a mooing 5...25,600 minutes...4 Christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the seventh day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the eighth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 8 druggies begging 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the ninth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 9 Bohemians dancing 8 druggies begging 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the tenth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 10 voicemails beeping 9 Bohemians dancing 8 druggies begging 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the eleventh day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 11 steps to tango 10 voicemails beeping 9 Bohemians dancing 8 druggies begging 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the tweltfh day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 12 guitars tuning 11 steps to tango 10 voicemails beeping 9 Bohemians dancing 8 druggies begging 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

And it only took me until number 10 to figure out I could just cut and paste as opposed to typing it all out...
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#5

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 6:39am

WOW!! good thinking!
--Alex-- "They're singing, "Happy Birthday" You just wanna lay down and cry Not just another birthday, it's 30/90 Why can't you stay 29 Hell, you still feel like you're 22 Turn 30 in 1990 Bang! You're dead, what can you do?" --TTB
#6

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 7:09am

This is so amusing to read, I might actually sing this at school.
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#7

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 9:01am

That is awesome guys. Much more creative than I could ever be re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#9

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:32am

These are so great. I love them. So creative and fun to read.
#10

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:39am

So cute!! I love it!
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#11

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:41am

This is great. I am especially amazed that Rentheadut completed it at 3:00 in the morning! Well done!
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#12

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:43am

oh, idea, idea! how about changing "druggies begging" to "illin'"? LOL just a thought.
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#13

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:43am

oh, idea, idea! how about changing "druggies begging" to "illin'"? LOL just a thought.
Sunchips: Best Kept Secret in the chip aisle!!
#15

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 11:16am

How cute! The only change I would make would be "9 BoHos Dancing" instead of Bohemians, just for flow
#16

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 11:22am

REVISE- On the first day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: A cold loft on Avenue B

On the second day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the third day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the fourth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 4 Christmas Bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the fifth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 5....hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes....4 Christmas Bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the sixth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 6 cows a mooing 5...25,600 minutes...4 Christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the seventh day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the eighth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 8 druggies illin 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the ninth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 9 Bohos dancing 8 druggies illin 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the tenth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 10 voicemails beeping 9 Bohos dancing 8 druggies illin 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the eleventh day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 11 steps to tango 10 voicemails beeping 9 Bohos dancing 8 druggies illin 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the tweltfh day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 12 guitars tuning 11 steps to tango 10 voicemails beeping 9 Bohos dancing 8 druggies illin 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B
#17

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 11:43am

love this! Reminds me of college when we'd be going through finals right before christmas break. We'd make up our lyrics to traditional carols. We ended up with things like "I'm Dreaming of an 'A' Paper" and "The Twelve Days of Finals." Good times.
#18

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 11:49am

As much as I love these spoofs, there's just one thing: 525,600 minutes doesn't really fit into the "Five golden riiiiiiings" unless you say it really fast. Just a thought. Very awesome though!
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#19

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 11:58am

Wonderful! :) It makes me feel better about the fact that I spent my entire first class writing a parody of Rent about how much I wish it were the 23rd.
#20

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 11:59am

I sang it in my head (alright... out loud), and when I got to 5, I just did the usual Seasons of Love melody, then went back into the 12 Days melody. Fuuuuun!
#21

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:03pm

allie, that is what I did too! I mean, it does sound weird, but it works! I think we should write that to them and ask if they could sing it on the next Broadway cares christmas cd! that would be cool!

oh, and it reminds me of the 12 pains of christmas song. love that song!
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#22

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:14pm

I sang it to the tune of SOL as well! How funny that at least three of us automatically reverted back to the original melody for that part.
#24

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 3:30pm

That was awesome!! I agree with the 525,600 minutes not making sense. How about "5 reels (or cans) of film"? I dunno, that could work?

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