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#26

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 3:39pm

Wow, today at school I was actually singing some of this. My freinds were laughing and thought I was crazy, but my theatre teacher actually liked it.
I'm not a gay stereotype. I'm a coincidence.
#27

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 3:48pm

Oh, I definitely printed it off!

I think the 525,600 minutes part in the original melody makes it even funnier! No need to change it!
#28

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 3:58pm

So glad you guys like it!

I couldn't have started it without TheatreDiva though so props go out to her! As far as the changes are concerned, I mean this isn't copywrited or anything...lol..so you can change whatever you want. The 525,600 thing isn't supposed to fit. It's supposed to be funny. Like you're singing 5 golden rings you just go "5...hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes" and say that last part really fast. That's what I've done at least. Same goes for Bohemians. It's not as out of place as you might think.

So I say keep 525600, keep Bohemians, and change "begging" to "illin." That was a brilliant idea.

Glad to finally contribute SOMETHING of worth to these boards. Later ho ho hos.

Brian
"The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous." -Carrie Bradshaw
#31

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 4:42pm

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!!!! 5 MIISSSOOOO SOOUUUUPPPPS!!!!!!! you know, "so thats 5 miso soup, 4 seaweed salad, 3 soy-burger dinner" etc..!!! I like that too.
#32

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 5:28pm

this is like the greatest song ever. i love it. someone with a good voice should record it and ill put it on my myspace :)
#37

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:23pm

love it
oy with the poodles already!
#38

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/11/05 at 1:27am

Great job!! This is going to be stuck in my head for a while.
Pillowpants. 'Nuff said.
#39

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/12/05 at 8:05pm

Bump!
--Alex-- "They're singing, "Happy Birthday" You just wanna lay down and cry Not just another birthday, it's 30/90 Why can't you stay 29 Hell, you still feel like you're 22 Turn 30 in 1990 Bang! You're dead, what can you do?" --TTB
#40

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 11/12/05 at 8:48pm

Threadjack: xM3L24x I LOVE your avatar! Still love the song!!
#41

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 12/15/07 at 1:27am

Outrageous bump, since it's thaaaaaat time of year again! Welcome to the 12 days of Rentmas, friends. I remember 2 years ago when my dear friend TheatreDiva612 and I were sitting in my dorm room, laughing hysterically and writing these lyrics. It's been a good 2 years, yes AP?

Anyway, a very merry Rentmas to you all!

On the first day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: A cold loft on Avenue B

On the second day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the third day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the fourth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 4 Christmas Bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the fifth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 5....hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes....4 Christmas Bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the sixth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 6 cows a mooing 5...25,600 minutes...4 Christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the seventh day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the eighth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 8 druggies illin 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the ninth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 9 Bohos dancing 8 druggies illin 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the tenth day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 10 voicemails beeping 9 Bohos dancing 8 druggies illin 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the eleventh day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 11 steps to tango 10 voicemails beeping 9 Bohos dancing 8 druggies illin 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B

On the tweltfh day of Rentmas Jon Larson gave to me: 12 guitars tuning 11 steps to tango 10 voicemails beeping 9 Bohos dancing 8 druggies illin 7 candles burning 6 cows a mooing 5....25,600 minutes...4 christmas bells 3 homeless bums 2 starving artists and a cold loft on Avenue B!
I can't talk now. I gotta go get my wallet out of the toaster.

Updated On: 12/15/07 at 01:27 AM

#42

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 12/15/07 at 1:34am

That was hilarious. I love it. We need to publish it.
#43

re: The 12 Days Of Rentmas

Posted: 12/15/07 at 11:08am

he would be so very proud..
The morning star always gets wonderful bright the minute before it has to go --doesn't it?

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