#1
Posted: 1/18/05 at 10:52am
It's official. Hell has frozen over.
The Apprentice May Be Heading to Broadway
The Apprentice May Be Heading to Broadway
"The Apprentice" The Musical
#5
Posted: 1/18/05 at 11:42am
Only if Harvey Fierstein plays Donald and Jennifer Holliday plays Omarosa.
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#6
Posted: 1/18/05 at 11:53am
Why. Just answer me this: Why??
Although, I do like the notion of Harvey as Donald and Jennifer Holliday as that annoying little b!tch Omarosa.
UPDATE: Ahem, excuse me... Omarosa MANIGAULT-STALLWORTH. Her publicist just cussed me out for failing to use her FULL name.
Although, I do like the notion of Harvey as Donald and Jennifer Holliday as that annoying little b!tch Omarosa.
UPDATE: Ahem, excuse me... Omarosa MANIGAULT-STALLWORTH. Her publicist just cussed me out for failing to use her FULL name.
Updated On: 1/18/05 at 11:53 AM
#7
Posted: 1/18/05 at 11:54am
I think this is as bad as the Monica musical!
"At the opening night party, they had clowns on stilts, jugglers, a chocolate fountain, popcorn, hot dogs. [My son] looked at me like I had been holding back. Like, 'This is what you do?' I had to tell him, 'No, no, darling. Opening nights don't usually look like this.' It's usually a dark bar with a bottle of vodka." ?Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's Jan Maxwell
plus i proudly share the title of the shortest member over the age of 10 with wickedrentq!
#8
Posted: 1/18/05 at 12:03pm
NO way this will be high camp value, and could be VERY funny. and i say carolee carmello should play carolyn, and
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#9
Posted: 1/18/05 at 12:05pm
I'd go if Carolee Carmello was in it. But seriously, Apprentice the musical? At least it's new music right? But I'm sure they'll use that Money Money theme song in it anyways. I think something like this is more suited for off-broadway.
#11
Posted: 1/18/05 at 1:33pm
I swear a pig just flew by my window.
#12
Posted: 1/18/05 at 1:35pm
this could be soooooo good. like one of those traffic accidents thats so horrible you can't help but watch.
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#13
Posted: 1/18/05 at 1:46pm
Love the show, but why do we need a musical about it???
Although CSI the Musical would be kinda cool with Cheno and Butz.
Although CSI the Musical would be kinda cool with Cheno and Butz.
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#14
Posted: 1/18/05 at 2:01pm
while we are at it:
American Idol: the musical
Can we say FLOP!
Maybe it was one of Donald Trump's "tasks" for the contestants to come up an idea for a musical, and some suck up came up with the idea.
American Idol: the musical
Can we say FLOP!
Maybe it was one of Donald Trump's "tasks" for the contestants to come up an idea for a musical, and some suck up came up with the idea.
#15
Posted: 1/18/05 at 2:09pm
They NEED to have an Omarosa character.
For some strange reason, I think this could be really good & funny, if it's done right.
For some strange reason, I think this could be really good & funny, if it's done right.
#16
Posted: 1/18/05 at 2:28pm
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#17
Posted: 1/18/05 at 3:14pm
I say if we're gonna do a reality musical make it something good, like Project Runway the Musical...
And if we're gonna do the apprentice musical, I say we let Donald Trump sing...god knows with that hair, those teeth, and those horrible ties that it would be one hell of a show!
And if we're gonna do the apprentice musical, I say we let Donald Trump sing...god knows with that hair, those teeth, and those horrible ties that it would be one hell of a show!
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#18
Posted: 1/18/05 at 3:39pm
I still think they should stick with Jerry Springer and bring that to Broadway! Now that was a great show!
"At the opening night party, they had clowns on stilts, jugglers, a chocolate fountain, popcorn, hot dogs. [My son] looked at me like I had been holding back. Like, 'This is what you do?' I had to tell him, 'No, no, darling. Opening nights don't usually look like this.' It's usually a dark bar with a bottle of vodka." ?Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's Jan Maxwell
plus i proudly share the title of the shortest member over the age of 10 with wickedrentq!
#19
Posted: 1/18/05 at 3:51pm
haha i just found this link to Jerry Springer: the opera.
http://libretto.musicals.ru/text.php?textid=578&language=1
too funny!!!
http://libretto.musicals.ru/text.php?textid=578&language=1
too funny!!!
#20
Posted: 1/18/05 at 3:51pm
I do not know about you, but I would rather have a Disney show on Broadway than The Apprentice.
CCM '10!
#21
Posted: 1/18/05 at 5:41pm
A horrible idea for a musical. If this musical really does happen, I hope it might be a little dark...kinda like Sweet Smell of Success. Harvey would be a hilarious donald trump!
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#22
Posted: 1/18/05 at 5:50pm
Maybe it was talking about "Trump" on Candide?
#23
Posted: 1/18/05 at 5:51pm
i am honestly speechless
::stares at computer screen blankly:: ::blink, blink::
::stares at computer screen blankly:: ::blink, blink::
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#24
Posted: 1/18/05 at 5:53pm
WHAT!?
love the show
hate hate hate that it will be a miscal
what are they thinking?!!!!!!
love the show
hate hate hate that it will be a miscal
what are they thinking?!!!!!!
#25
Posted: 1/18/05 at 6:38pm
I cannot wait for Omorosa's big torch song & the obligatory "You're Fired" number & a song about his hair
What about Carolyn as a sex goddess with boots & whips?
What about Carolyn as a sex goddess with boots & whips?
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