"The Apprentice" The Musical

[Albin]

"The Apprentice" The Musical#0

Posted: 1/18/05 at 10:52am

It's official. Hell has frozen over.
The Apprentice May Be Heading to Broadway

[scotty]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#1

Posted: 1/18/05 at 10:57am

my ex-girlfriend will be happy.

[luvWICKED416]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#2

Posted: 1/18/05 at 11:01am

YES! FINALLY!!!

[OhSoWicked]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#3

Posted: 1/18/05 at 11:14am

Oh good grief.

[bjivie2]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#4

Posted: 1/18/05 at 11:42am

Only if Harvey Fierstein plays Donald and Jennifer Holliday plays Omarosa.

Eeeeeeyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaannnnnddddd aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiyyyyyyaaaaaammmmmmmm teeeeeeeelllllliiiiiinnngg yyyyooooooouuuuuuuwwwaaaahh...

[Joshua488]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#5

Posted: 1/18/05 at 11:53am

Why. Just answer me this: Why??

Although, I do like the notion of Harvey as Donald and Jennifer Holliday as that annoying little b!tch Omarosa.

UPDATE: Ahem, excuse me... Omarosa MANIGAULT-STALLWORTH. Her publicist just cussed me out for failing to use her FULL name. Updated On: 1/18/05 at 11:53 AM

[zippyjen]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#6

Posted: 1/18/05 at 11:54am

I think this is as bad as the Monica musical!

"At the opening night party, they had clowns on stilts, jugglers, a chocolate fountain, popcorn, hot dogs. [My son] looked at me like I had been holding back. Like, 'This is what you do?' I had to tell him, 'No, no, darling. Opening nights don't usually look like this.' It's usually a dark bar with a bottle of vodka." ?Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's Jan Maxwell plus i proudly share the title of the shortest member over the age of 10 with wickedrentq!

[harris007]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#7

Posted: 1/18/05 at 12:03pm

NO way this will be high camp value, and could be VERY funny. and i say carolee carmello should play carolyn, and

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

[BobbyBubby]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#8

Posted: 1/18/05 at 12:05pm

I'd go if Carolee Carmello was in it. But seriously, Apprentice the musical? At least it's new music right? But I'm sure they'll use that Money Money theme song in it anyways. I think something like this is more suited for off-broadway.

[wicked1]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#9

Posted: 1/18/05 at 1:25pm

NO, please no!!

[maybethistime]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#10

Posted: 1/18/05 at 1:33pm

I swear a pig just flew by my window.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#11

Posted: 1/18/05 at 1:35pm

this could be soooooo good. like one of those traffic accidents thats so horrible you can't help but watch.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[DickonDefysGravity]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#12

Posted: 1/18/05 at 1:46pm

Love the show, but why do we need a musical about it???

Although CSI the Musical would be kinda cool with Cheno and Butz.

And you think of all of the things you've seen, and you wish that you could live in between ,and you're back again only different than before... After the Sky. -Into the Woods (Jack)

[BwayLeadman]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#13

Posted: 1/18/05 at 2:01pm

while we are at it:

American Idol: the musical

Can we say FLOP!

Maybe it was one of Donald Trump's "tasks" for the contestants to come up an idea for a musical, and some suck up came up with the idea.

[ljay889]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#14

Posted: 1/18/05 at 2:09pm

They NEED to have an Omarosa character.

For some strange reason, I think this could be really good & funny, if it's done right.

[Mimi Imfurst]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#15

Posted: 1/18/05 at 2:28pm

See it in the first week of previews or you'll miss it.

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[divacathe]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#16

Posted: 1/18/05 at 3:14pm

I say if we're gonna do a reality musical make it something good, like Project Runway the Musical...

And if we're gonna do the apprentice musical, I say we let Donald Trump sing...god knows with that hair, those teeth, and those horrible ties that it would be one hell of a show!

"Love is stupid and it bleeds, it satisfies my needs, I think it's wonderful..." ~Bill Finn is God!

[zippyjen]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#17

Posted: 1/18/05 at 3:39pm

I still think they should stick with Jerry Springer and bring that to Broadway! Now that was a great show!

"At the opening night party, they had clowns on stilts, jugglers, a chocolate fountain, popcorn, hot dogs. [My son] looked at me like I had been holding back. Like, 'This is what you do?' I had to tell him, 'No, no, darling. Opening nights don't usually look like this.' It's usually a dark bar with a bottle of vodka." ?Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's Jan Maxwell plus i proudly share the title of the shortest member over the age of 10 with wickedrentq!

[kiss_me2_fiercely]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#18

Posted: 1/18/05 at 3:51pm

haha i just found this link to Jerry Springer: the opera.

http://libretto.musicals.ru/text.php?textid=578&language=1

too funny!!!

[BwayTheatre11]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#19

Posted: 1/18/05 at 3:51pm

I do not know about you, but I would rather have a Disney show on Broadway than The Apprentice.

CCM '10!

[chinkie azn jai]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#20

Posted: 1/18/05 at 5:41pm

A horrible idea for a musical. If this musical really does happen, I hope it might be a little dark...kinda like Sweet Smell of Success. Harvey would be a hilarious donald trump!

"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D

[mizzie]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#21

Posted: 1/18/05 at 5:50pm

Maybe it was talking about "Trump" on Candide?

[jjdude2000]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#22

Posted: 1/18/05 at 5:51pm

i am honestly speechless

::stares at computer screen blankly:: ::blink, blink::

Grace: I just gave a quarter to a homeless man. I think it was Johnny Depp.

[Liam]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#23

Posted: 1/18/05 at 5:53pm

WHAT!?


love the show

hate hate hate that it will be a miscal









what are they thinking?!!!!!!

[Mr Roxy]

re: 'The Apprentice' The Musical#24

Posted: 1/18/05 at 6:38pm

I cannot wait for Omorosa's big torch song & the obligatory "You're Fired" number & a song about his hair

What about Carolyn as a sex goddess with boots & whips?

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