#26
Posted: 1/18/05 at 9:09pm
ugh... trump AND reality tv have gone too far
::bust a move::
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#27
Posted: 1/18/05 at 9:12pm
They've now gone from turning hit albums into musicals to turning hit tv shows into musicals (those without music)?
Bad idea... bad, bad, bad idea.
Bad idea... bad, bad, bad idea.
#28
Posted: 1/18/05 at 9:26pm
Harvey as The Donald, I would so see! But urgh... this is going a little too far it would only work if they could spoof it really well. Otherwise... that's just sad.
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#29
Posted: 1/18/05 at 9:40pm
I'm gonna die. I hate trump, I hate you're fired, the show drives me crazy and omarosa is nusty. So basically if it happens I'm leaving New York till it"s gone.
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#30
Posted: 1/18/05 at 9:49pm
It'll never make it to Broadway.
Not in a MILLION years.
Not in a MILLION years.
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#31
Posted: 1/18/05 at 10:20pm
If Chu Chem & Home Sweet Homer can make it to Broadway anything is possible
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#33
Posted: 1/19/05 at 12:21pm
Oh Momma Mia, Good Grief, next it will be Survivor the musical and Jeff Probst sings. Mark don't let them do this~!!!!!!!
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#34
Posted: 1/19/05 at 12:26pm
Chu Chem! Yeah, that was bad.
It just disgusts me that someone who gained fame by being a whining, manipulative, nasty beyatch is continuing to cash in on it. And no, I'm not talking about Trump.
It just disgusts me that someone who gained fame by being a whining, manipulative, nasty beyatch is continuing to cash in on it. And no, I'm not talking about Trump.
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#35
Posted: 1/19/05 at 4:07pm
Damn, Trump will put his name on ANYTHING!
Can't say it's the worst idea for a musical, though. That belongs to that musical about the Shroud of Turin...but it's pretty damn close, though!
Can't say it's the worst idea for a musical, though. That belongs to that musical about the Shroud of Turin...but it's pretty damn close, though!
Praying Decca Broadway will put "Don't Bother Me, I Can't Cope" on CD!
#36
Posted: 1/19/05 at 4:32pm
He's a clod from Queens with no class and too much money.
He's perfect for Broadway.
He's perfect for Broadway.
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--Carrie Fisher
#37
Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:03pm
the apprentice so stunk like a rotten carrot and it should not be a broadway show cuz it would close during the dress rehersal so bolsalkjhbaer!!!
#38
Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:35pm
It really ticks me off that Broadway is becoming a dumping ground for all these horrid ideas.
It's like "hey lets try this really far fetched idea that has no merit whatsoever... yea we should... lets put on Broadway...Broadway really?.... Yea, who cares? It's just theatre after all!...True, Let's do it!"
AUGH! $#*@ !
It's like "hey lets try this really far fetched idea that has no merit whatsoever... yea we should... lets put on Broadway...Broadway really?.... Yea, who cares? It's just theatre after all!...True, Let's do it!"
AUGH! $#*@ !
Updated On: 1/19/05 at 05:35 PM
#39
Posted: 1/19/05 at 7:01pm
Next will be Trump the suppository
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#40
Posted: 1/19/05 at 9:00pm
"Trump Hair Products" will be sold in the lobby of the theatre.
"Sing the words, Patti!!!!" Stephen Sondheim to Patti LuPone.
#41
Posted: 1/19/05 at 9:17pm
Do you think Trump would start buying broadway theatres too? ahh I can see it now, Trump Theatre. He already own almost everything in Manhattan.
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#42
Posted: 1/19/05 at 9:53pm
on a semi-serious note, can anyone else see Gregg Edelman as the donald...with a good ol' paul huntley wig attached to his forehead
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#43
Posted: 1/19/05 at 9:56pm
I can see a number with some of the more famous contestants singing the praises ( & faults ) of the Donald
Omorosa could be the wicked witch
Omorosa could be the wicked witch
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#44
Posted: 1/19/05 at 10:05pm
Ah yes, the act 1 finale with Omarosa "And now I'll try lying to Donald Trump..." "And nobody on NBC, can prove that I'm a lying b****, 'cause they can't see I'm indestructable!"
"Sing the words, Patti!!!!" Stephen Sondheim to Patti LuPone.
#45
Posted: 1/19/05 at 10:09pm
We now need some casting ideas
Speak up for your choices for:
The Donald
Carolyn
George
Ivana
Omorosa
Raj
Speak up for your choices for:
The Donald
Carolyn
George
Ivana
Omorosa
Raj
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#46
Posted: 1/19/05 at 10:19pm
Well, since it's going to be a disaster let it be a disaster with a nice cast:
Carolyn-Marin Mazzie
George- John McMartin
Ivana-Lea Salonga
Omarosa-Deidre Goodwin
Raj- Any guy who is below 5'6" and looks short in comparison to the other guys
And since he seems to be doing everything himself these days:
Donald Trump as The Don
Carolyn-Marin Mazzie
George- John McMartin
Ivana-Lea Salonga
Omarosa-Deidre Goodwin
Raj- Any guy who is below 5'6" and looks short in comparison to the other guys
And since he seems to be doing everything himself these days:
Donald Trump as The Don
"Sing the words, Patti!!!!" Stephen Sondheim to Patti LuPone.
#47
Posted: 1/19/05 at 10:21pm
To WickedFan
Inspired casting but the thought of hearing The Donald sing makes me long for the days of David Hasselhoff. Wait a minute, give him a blond wig & let him play The Donald. This way we insure the musical will be atrocious
Inspired casting but the thought of hearing The Donald sing makes me long for the days of David Hasselhoff. Wait a minute, give him a blond wig & let him play The Donald. This way we insure the musical will be atrocious
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#48
Posted: 1/19/05 at 10:28pm
To Mr Roxy- David Hassellhoff doesn't have the guts to play Donald. Or at least that's what "the DOn" is going to say when he releases a press statement saying he's going to play himself. The guy is the biggest self-promoter ever to grace this earth. "My show is number one in the ratings" (um, no it's not even in the top ten) "My book is the best seller fo the year" (really? do you want the ny times to confirm that?) UGH! what a waste of oxygen. He needs to be shot so he can learn never to dip his finger in the cauldron of entertainment.
"Sing the words, Patti!!!!" Stephen Sondheim to Patti LuPone.
#49
Posted: 1/19/05 at 11:01pm
The Donald- Gregg Edelman
Carolyn- Alice Ripley
George- Dick Latessa
Ivana- Anne Harada
Omorosa- Jennifer Holiday
Raj-Kenny Raskin
Carolyn- Alice Ripley
George- Dick Latessa
Ivana- Anne Harada
Omorosa- Jennifer Holiday
Raj-Kenny Raskin
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
#50
Posted: 1/20/05 at 2:19am
a musical abuot the Shroud of Turin? that sounds terrible.
The Donald would have a voiceover in the musical. he cant be a part of it he's too busy with the actual show to do anything like acting on a stage.
The Donald would have a voiceover in the musical. he cant be a part of it he's too busy with the actual show to do anything like acting on a stage.
need to defrag my brain.
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