I got a closer look tonight at the poster I was talking about, and this is what it said:
"IF NOEL COWARD
HAD SEX WITH
REX HARRISON
(and we're sure Noel tried),
THIS WOULD BE THEIR BASTARD CHILD."
no, i'm not kidding. I think it's funny. How many tourists know who Noel Coward is, let alone Rex Harrison?
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."
-Charlie Manson