Herbie: "Honey, Don't you know there's a depression?"
Rose: "Of Course I know, I Watch Fox News"
-(modified)Gypsy
Broadway Schedule
December 5th- Hamilton, On Your Feet
December 19th- Noises Off, Edith Piaf Concert at Town Hall
"I mean, sitting side by side with another man watching Patti LuPone play Rose in GYPSY on Broadway is essentially the equivalent of having hardcore sex." -Wanna Be A Foster.
"Say 'Goody.' Say 'Bubbi.'" ... "That's it. Exactly as if it were 'Goody.' Now I know you're gonna sing 'Goody' this time, but nevertheless..."
HOW TO SUCCEED... when done with brilliant comedians is hysterical. But I think the bestest funniest is A FUNNY THING HAPPENED... When I saw Zero and/or Nathan my sides split.
There have been some great comedys, "Lend me a tenor" comes to mind.
Well I didn't want to get into it, but he's a Satanist.
Every full moon he sacrifices 4 puppies to the Dark Lord and smears their blood on his paino.
This should help you understand the score for Wicked a little bit more.
Tazber's: Reply to
Is Stephen Schwartz a Practicing Christian
FOOLS Lend Me a Tenor The Producers Brighton Beach Memoirs Broadway Bound CURTAINS Evil Dead: The Musical Zombie Prom The Odd Couple Arsenic and Od Lace
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
The Producers Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Avenue Q Noises Off! Forbidden Broadway (Off-Broadway) The Big Voice: God or Merman? (Off-Broadway) The Man Who Came to Dinner Little Shop of Horrors A Funny Thing Happend on the Way to the Forum They're Playing Our Song Spelling Bee The Full Monty The Odd Couple Peter Pan (Can be when you have great actors. It's good campy fun!) The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying Do Re Mi Reefer Madness You're A Good Man Charlie Brown
and just about anything by Neil Simon...
"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and Spamalot had me in convultions (spelling? Yeah a person who spends there whole life writing should know but yeah...) and Legally Blonde, while it did raise a few smiles throughout, should be commended for producing the funniest scene of the last season. "Is he gay...or European?"
A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.
The funniest play I've ever seen, without a doubt is Noises Off, which I saw in San Francisco.
The funniest musical? That's easy, the title says it all: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. Saw it on Broadway with Nathan Lane and Mark Linn Baker and it was hysterical.