I'm not sure if I find one
better than the other, but I did overhear this conversation between the two one night as they were dining together at Sardi's:
ALW: Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
SS: No, you can't.
ALW: Yes, I can.
SS: No, you can't.
ALW: Yes, I can.
SS: No, you can't!
ALW: Yes, I can! Yes, I can!
SS: Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.
ALW: No, you're not.
SS: Yes, I am.
ALW: No, you're not.
SS: Yes, I am.
ALW: No, you're not!
SS: Yes, I am! Yes, I am!
It was at this point that I had to leave, but if I recall, the two got into a shoving match, and as I was walking out the door, I noticed that Sondheim had Lloyd Webber in a headlock and was giving him noogies. The wait staff was trying their best to get the two to calm down.