In the first production of FIDDLER I did, the young man who was cast as the Fiddler was beyond jubilant. He called his mother from a pay phone (cells weren't around in those days) and blurted out, "Mom, I've got the LEADING ROLE!!!!" Only later did he learn he had a mute role and would spent most of the performance perched up there by the chimney.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)